Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says “Moo!” - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Food-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho business! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split—I’m outta here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a real jokester, isn’t he?
Animal-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags, let’s go! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck and cover, it’s a joke attack! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat-ch me if you can! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep up or you’ll miss the punchline!
Funny Name Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to hear this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita another laugh, please!
Silly and Random Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I hear a funny joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful day outside, isn’t it? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza your heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door—it’s me!
Holiday Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke, I’m freezing out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa little something for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I know, it’s time for Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey up, it’s almost Thanksgiving dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you, Halloween jokes are fun!
Punny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m tired! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish who?
Dish is a very bad joke, isn’t it? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have some fun today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough-n’t you want to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you!
Knock-Knock Jokes That Get Laughs
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-hoo, I scared myself! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good! Hawaii you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase if we’re going on a trip!
Funny and Silly Knock-Knock Jokes (Continued)
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the best knock-knock joke ever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m freezing out here!
Punny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yodel.
Yodel who?
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any better?
Animal Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beaver.
Beaver who?
Beaver-y quiet, I’m hunting jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-y awesome to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m thinking of a better joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around, just let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee happy—it’s just a joke!
Random Fun Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive my jokes are this funny! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stitch.
Stitch who?
Stitch my side—I’m laughing too hard!
Holiday Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the Snowman is outside! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gobble.
Gobble who?
Gobble gobble, it’s Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eerie.
Eerie who?
Eerie you ready for Halloween? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid me in the mood for love!
More Fun Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way you’re going to top this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be seeing you later! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Super Punny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you glad you opened the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna tell another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn open the door—I’m here!
Knock-Knock Jokes to End with a Laugh
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell—it’s broken! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up—it’s urgent! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska you one more time to open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking?
Final Few Knock-Knock Gems
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m about to tell a great joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you ever let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re almost done? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-t me in already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream louder if you don’t let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, it’s better than this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Hawaii doing today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You’ve been laughing at these jokes too long!