1. What do you call a rabbit who works for NASA?
A hare-o-naut.
2. Why did everyone love Easter Sunday?
It was the most eggs-traordinary day!
3. Why did the Easter egg need a timeout?
It was cracking jokes at the wrong time.
4. What’s a bunny’s favorite flower?
Egg-lips (tulips)!
5. Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get hard-boiled.
6. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a computer?
A hare-drive.
7. What do you call a funny Easter egg hunt?
An egg-streme sport.
8. Why did the little boy carry around a basket?
Just in case he needed to egg-spress himself.
9. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
10. Why don’t Easter eggs argue?
They like to keep things egg-quable.
11. Why was the Easter egg so funny?
It had an egg-cellent sense of humor.
12. What’s a church’s favorite candy?
Peeps!
13. What do you call a mischievous little bunny?
A hop-scotch rascal.
14. Why did the Easter egg join the race?
To see who could hatch the fastest plan.
15. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A deviled egg.
16. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!
17. What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
New Yolk City.
18. Why was the egg afraid to cross the road?
It didn’t want to get poached!
19. Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit’s feet!
20. Why was the Easter egg hiding in the fridge?
It was afraid it would spoil.
21. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bunny with a chicken?
A cluck-o-late egg!
22. How do kids stay energized during Easter?
Chocolate-powered batteries!
23. What’s a plant’s favorite Easter activity?
Egg-pollinating the flowers.
24. What’s a bunny’s favorite drink?
Hop chocolate.
25. Why did the chocolate melt?
It couldn’t handle the heat.
26. Why did the chocolate bunny go to therapy?
It felt hollow inside.
27. What’s Jesus’ favorite exercise?
Cross-fit.
28. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite season?
Spring, of course!
29. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Make a carrot cake trap.
30. How do you write a message on an Easter egg?
With egg-squisite penmanship!
31. Why was the Bible so warm?
It had the sun (Son) shining on it.
32. What’s an egg hunt’s favorite movie?
The Shell-shank Redemption.
33. How do rabbits travel?
By hare-plane!
34. How do rabbits celebrate birthdays?
With carrot cake!
35. What do you call an egg that tells jokes?
Egg-stra funny!
36. Why was the Easter egg so popular?
It was egg-straordinary!
37. What do you call a frog on Easter?
A hop-timist.
38. What do you call a sleepy Easter Bunny?
A hare-dozer.
39. Why are bunnies such good gardeners?
They have green paws!
40. Why was the Easter sermon so funny?
It had everyone cracking up!
41. Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken!
42. Why do bees love Easter?
It’s buzz-worthy!
43. Why did the Easter Bunny love chocolate?
It made everything sweeter!
44. How do you find out where the Easter eggs are hidden?
Eggs-plore every corner!
45. What do you call an Easter Bunny who loves pranks?
The Joke-Hopper.
46. How did the pastor like his eggs?
Holy-side up!
47. What did one Easter egg say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
48. Why did the Easter Bunny love egg hunts?
He was great at cracking clues!
49. Why did the kids love the Easter egg hunt?
It was egg-citing!
50. What’s a bunny’s favorite breakfast?
Hopcakes!
51. What do you call spring showers?
April egg-showers!
52. Why did the choir sing about eggs?
They wanted to egg-spress their joy.
53. Why don’t rabbits get into arguments?
They don’t carrot all!
54. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite hymn?
“Hare-allelujah!”
55. What do you call a bunny that tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
56. How do you make an egg hunt more fun?
Egg-stend the hiding spots!
57. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
58. How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
With a hare-dryer.
59. Why are flowers so happy at Easter?
They’re in full bloom!
60. What do you call an Easter Bunny who tells lies?
A hopocrite!
61. Why did the family love Easter dinner?
Because it was egg-squisite!
62. What do you call an Easter egg hunt in space?
An egg-straterrestrial adventure!
63. Why did the egg refuse to hide?
It wanted to stand out!
64. How does the Easter Bunny stay organized?
With hare-planning.
65. What’s an egg’s favorite band?
The Rolling Scones.
66. What’s a bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP.
67. What do you call candy that’s late?
Choco-late!
68. What happens if you crack a bad joke to an Easter egg?
It scrambles to leave.
69. What’s a candy’s favorite joke?
One that’s sweet and sticky!
70. Why did the priest love Easter?
He thought it was egg-stra special.
71. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
72. What’s a jellybean’s dream job?
Being a bean-counter!
73. Why is Easter always so joyful?
Because it’s egg-sactly what we need!
74. Why are Easter candies so smart?
They have all the answers egg-splained.
75. Why did the bird celebrate Easter?
It wanted to egg-sperience joy.
76. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a snake?
A jump rope!
77. Why don’t rabbits ever go bald?
They always wear their hare!
78. What do you call a lazy Easter Bunny?
A basket case.
79. How do rabbits send letters?
By hare-mail.
80. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses!
81. Why did the chocolate egg refuse to share?
It was a little shellfish.
82. Why did the bunny start a podcast?
It had great hare-raising stories!
83. Why don’t eggs tell secrets?
They don’t want to get scrambled.
84. Why did the egg hunter wear glasses?
To spot all the hidden yolks!
85. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Eggs-ercise!
86. Why do flowers grow faster during Easter?
They’re egg-cited for the season.
87. What’s a bunny’s favorite type of story?
One with a hoppy ending.
88. Why did the Easter Bunny go to church?
For eggs-piration!
89. Why don’t rabbits ever get hot in the summer?
They have hare-conditioning!
90. Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get a little egg-ucated.
91. What’s an egg hunt’s least favorite weather?
Hard-boiling heat.
92. What’s an egg’s favorite sport?
Egg-sportsmanship competitions.
93. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop!
94. How do Easter eggs stay hidden so well?
They practice shell-ter defense.
95. What do you call an Easter Bunny who’s a magician?
Hare-ry Potter.
96. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert?
Carrot cake, of course!
97. Why did the Easter Bunny skip breakfast?
It was already full of chocolate!
98. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
99. What do rabbits say before they eat?
“Lettuce pray.”
100. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had its Easter eggs!