1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

2. How do you cheer up a snowman?

Give him a warm smile.

3. How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the sun.

4. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

5. What did the detective in the Arctic say?

“Something fishy is going on here.”

6. How does a snowman get around?

By riding an “icicle”.

7. Why did the snowman check his watch?

He wanted to know how much time was melting away.

8. Why was the snowflake so smart?

It had crystal-clear thinking.

9. Why don’t snowmen get lonely?

Because they always chill in groups.

10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

11. What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

12. What’s more amazing than a talking snowflake?

A spelling bee.

13. What did the snowman say to the icy pond?

“You crack me up!”

14. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

15. Why don’t snowmen make good secretaries?

They tend to leave a puddle.

16. What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?

Chill out.

17. How do snowmen read their messages?

On a cold-screen computer.

18. What do snowmen eat for dinner?

Brrr-gers.

19. What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball!

20. What do you call a gangsta snowman?

Froze-T.

21. Why are snowflakes great dancers?

Because they have perfect flake.

22. What’s a snowflake’s favorite food?

Chilled soup.

23. Why don’t snowmen like hot chocolate?

It makes them nervous.

24. What do snowmen call their kids?

Chill-dren.

25. Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?

His wife was a total flake.

26. Why don’t snowmen get married?

They cold feet.

27. What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A mirage.

28. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?

An ice burger and chili fries.

29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

30. Why are snowflakes great artists?

Each one creates unique patterns.

31. Why was the snowman rummaging in a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

32. What’s a snowman’s favorite game?

Ice Spy.

33. How do snowmen travel around?

By riding the chill wave.

34. How do you scare a snowman?

With a hair dryer!

35. What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

36. What did the icy road say to the car?

Want to go for a spin?

37. Why don’t snowmen use calendars?

Their days are numbered.

38. What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

39. How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for a warm day!

40. How do snowmen keep their money?

In a snow bank.

41. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

42. What did the icy road say to the truck?

Slide on over here!

43. What do you use to catch a snowman?

A snow cone.

44. What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?

A chill pill.

45. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

46. Why did the snowflake go to school?

To become a little flake.

47. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

48. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face!

49. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

50. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite.

51. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?

She liked playing cool jazz.

52. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill out.

53. What’s white, cold, and very quiet?

A snowflake.

54. Why was the snowman looking at the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

55. What falls but never gets hurt?

Snow!

56. Why are snowmen great musicians?

Because they have perfect pitch – they always land on someone’s roof!

57. How do snowflakes get around?

By catching the drift.

58. What do you call an igloo without a toilet?

An “ig”.

59. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

60. What do you call a frozen dog?

A pupsicle.

61. How does a snowman get to work?

By icicle.

62. What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

63. Why are there no secrets at the North Pole?

The snow mounds have ears.

64. How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the winter!

65. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?

Ice Krispies.

66. Why did the snowman keep his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

67. Why did the snowman call a hotline?

He felt like he was falling apart.

68. How do snowflakes keep their cool?

Ice meditation.

69. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

70. What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers!

71. Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

72. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes!

73. What happens when snowflakes fall in love?

They melt each other’s hearts.

74. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites!

75. How do you scare a snowman?

Get a hairdryer!

76. What do you call a snowman with a temper?

A meltdown.

77. What’s a snowman’s favorite lunch?

An iceburger.

78. What’s an igloo’s least favorite weather?

A heatwave.

79. How does every snowman joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

80. Why do snowmen like going to school?

For the “chill” factor.

81. Why did the snowman take his computer to the doctor?

He thought it might have a “frost-bite”.

82. What do you call an old snowman?

A puddle.

83. Why did the snowman want a job?

He wanted to make some cold cash.

84. Why are snowmen always so calm?

Because they have cool heads.

85. What did the icy road say to the car?

Want to slide?

86. Why don’t snowflakes like jokes?

They can’t hold themselves together!

87. Why do snowmen make bad thieves?

Because they can’t take the heat.

88. What did one snowman say to the other?

“Do you smell carrots?”

89. Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?

It’s the coolest place to be.

90. What’s a snowman’s favorite app?

Freezebook.

91. What do snowflakes use to decorate their homes?

Ice-solated decorations.

92. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints.

93. What kind of money do snowmen use?

Cold cash.

94. What do you call a snowman in the tropics?

Lost.

95. Why don’t snowmen make good chefs?

They can’t stand the heat.

96. What do you call a snowman on wheels?

A bike-cicle.

97. Why did one snowflake say to the other?

I’ve fallen for you.

98. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snow caps.

99. What do you call an adventurous snowman?

An explorer flake.

100. What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle.

101. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball.

102. What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle.

103. What’s a snowman’s favorite game?

Freeze tag.

104. Why was the snowflake so sad?

It felt under the weather.

105. What’s an elf’s favorite type of weather?

Un-fir-gettable snowfalls.

106. Why do snowmen like staying in school?

They want to be cool students.

107. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

108. How do snowflakes communicate?

Through blizzard messaging.

109. Why did the snowman turn yellow?

Ask the dog!

110. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra.

111. What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

112. Why was the ice cube proud?

Because it was water before it was cool.

113. Why did the snowman go to the carrot store?

He wanted to pick his nose.

114. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A snowmobile.

115. What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball.

116. How do snowmen greet each other?

Ice to meet you!

117. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?

Iced buns.

118. What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke.

119. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?

A snowmobile.

120. Why was the broom late?

It over swept!