Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter you believe I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I’m just here to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “Moo!”
Sweet and Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is open for you anytime! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be more than friends! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to tell you how amazing you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to go out sometime?
Cute Food-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ’bout how great you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we met? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter watch out, you’re stealing my heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average person, that’s for sure!
Cheesy and Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska you out on a date! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to be this cute? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one loves making you smile like I do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags if we’re going on an adventure together!
Knock-Knock Jokes With a Twist
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go out for coffee sometime? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless—but you’re not! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the cutest person I’ve ever seen! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine, maybe?
Funny Animal-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always think you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher someone like you—it’s worth it! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me for a date sometime? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m falling for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-ly think you’re awesome!
More Cheesy and Adorable Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you didn’t know, you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry glad to have met you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer—I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you like my jokes!
Even More Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen over here, I want to talk to you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess the person you’ve been looking for! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie chance I can make you smile today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me away with your charm!
Flirty and Sweet Knock-Knock Jokes (Continued)
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie you be mine? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana think you’re adorable! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor-made for each other, don’t you think? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah better person to spend time with than you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma thinking about you all day!
Playful and Cute Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly want to see you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have a chance together? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be my date this weekend? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finn.
Finn who?
Finn-ally got the courage to tell you I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they laughin’!
Adorable and Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d rather have your love than cash! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby glad you’re in my life! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie time I see you, my heart skips a beat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry glad we met! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colby.
Colby who?
Colby yours if you want me!
Silly and Lighthearted Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete’s sake, give me a chance! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more chance to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I take you out for dinner? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just me, trying to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and smile already!
Funny Knock-Knock Jokes With Sweet Punchlines
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva crush on you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys I met you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s jokes are just for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s blushing now!
Romantic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess wondering if you’ll say yes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’re ready for some fun with me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nellie.
Nellie who?
Nellie you know how much I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mindy.
Mindy who?
Mindy if I sit here with you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan I try, I can’t stop thinking about you!
Cheerful Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-ways love seeing you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tommy.
Tommy who?
Tommy how to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Layla.
Layla who?
Layla me down with your charm! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me, maybe? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy got a huge crush on you!
Endearing Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emmy.
Emmy who?
Emmy so lucky to know you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bailey.
Bailey who?
Bailey even know how amazing you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie can’t stop smiling when I’m with you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zane.
Zane who?
Zane thing I love about you? Everything! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy too much to hope you like me too?
Playful Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how adorable you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reese.
Reese who?
Reese-pectfully, I think you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Casey.
Casey who?
Casey you soon for a date? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tessa.
Tessa who?
Tessa the season for liking you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella my heart skips when I see you!
Last Sweet 15 Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sophie.
Sophie who?
Sophie-tedly, I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy thought of you makes me smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sky.
Sky who?
Sky’s the limit with you around! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bree.
Bree who?
Bree-take my breath away! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jolly.
Jolly who?
Jolly think you’re the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carey.
Carey who?
Carey your heart? I’ll do my best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty cake, patty cake, you’re the one I adore! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamie.
Jamie who?
Jamie a second, I’m falling for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ally.
Ally who?
Ally need is your smile to brighten my day. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly me how to stop liking you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts? I hope they’re about me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash you out for a date! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leigh.
Leigh who?
Leigh me breathless with your smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tony.
Tony who?
Tony one for me is you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vida.
Vida who?
Vida love for you grows every day!