1. What’s a taco’s life advice?

“Stay grounded, but never forget to spice things up!”

2. What did the tortilla say to the guacamole?

“I’m flat out in love with you!”

3. What did one enchilada say to the other?

“You’re hot stuff!”

4. Why did the piñata go to therapy?

It had too much stress from being hit all the time!

5. What’s a jalapeño’s favorite activity?

Spice-lining!

6 .What’s a jalapeño’s least favorite weather?

Mild.

7. What’s a Mexican dish’s favorite pick-up line?

“Are you queso-ing me right now?”

8. What’s a quesadilla’s favorite sport?

Cheese rolling!

9. Why don’t skeletons like spicy food?

They don’t have the stomach for it.

10. Why do Mexicans love November 1st?

It’s a day to live and let die!

11. Why do some people hate Mexican jokes?

They always cross the line.

12. Why was the sombrero always so popular?

It’s hard to top that style.

13. Why did the guacamole go viral?

Because it smashed expectations.

14. How does a burrito say grace?

“Lettuce pray!”

15. What’s a Mexican sandwich’s life motto?

“Spread love and layer it on thick!”

16. What are Mexican proteins made of?

Amigo-acids.

17. What’s a burrito’s favorite holiday?

Wrapsgiving!

18. What do you call a Mexican dessert that sings?

Flan-tastic!

19. Why do mariachis love Christmas?

They get to fa-la-la-la flamenco.

20. How do you make a Mexican salad laugh?

You dress it with some ranch humor!

21. Why did the cactus cross the road?

It was stuck in a desert rut!

22. Why are maracas so happy?

Because they know how to shake things up!

23. What’s a Mexican vampire’s favorite drink?

Bloody Maria.

24. Why do Mexicans always bring tamales to Christmas dinner?

They’re the wrap stars!

25. What’s a burrito’s favorite mode of transportation?

The wrap-mobile.

26. What’s the best part of a Mexican Independence Day parade?

The guac-ing float.

27. Why don’t tamales like road trips?

They get too steamed.

28. What’s a Mexican bread roll’s motto?

“Live life with a little flan!”

29. What’s a cactus’s favorite drink?

Tequila sunrise.

30. What’s a jalapeño’s least favorite weather?

Mild.

31. Why do burritos love cozy blankets?

Because they’re experts at being snug!

32. What’s a Mexican’s favorite holiday decoration?

Chili pepper lights!

33. What’s a Mexican’s favorite dance move?

The salsa shuffle!

34. Why was the avocado always calm?

It knew how to avo-calm situations.

35. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because it heard the salsa!

36. What’s a piñata’s least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Hit-o!

37. Why did the taco book a flight?

It needed a vacation from being folded all the time.

38. What do you call a taco that works out?

A shredded taco.

39. What do you call a Mexican cow that loves dancing?

A moo-lengue!

40. Why do burritos never get lonely?

They’re always wrapped up in good company.

41. Where do Mexican geniuses live?

Chili-con Valley.

42. What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of weather?

Hot tamale days!

43. How do Mexicans pay taxes?

With a piñatax.

44. How do Mexicans stay so calm?

They take life one siesta at a time.

45. How do Mexicans travel in style?

By salsa-dancing their way through!

46. How do Mexicans celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With a fiesta-tastic time!

47. What does Arigato mean?

A Mexican cat named Ari.

48. What do you call a skeleton who loves tacos?

A Day of the Dead-licious eater!

49. Why was the quesadilla so good at poker?

It had a few sharp cheddar moves.

50. Why did the pepper bring a sweater?

It was a little chili!

51. What’s a taco’s favorite TV show?

Breaking Wraps.

52. What do you call a sad burrito?

A wrap-per!

53. Why did the taco blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

54. What’s a Mexican chef’s favorite exercise?

Zumba, because it’s nacho average workout.

55. What’s a taco’s favorite game?

Burrito tag.

56. Why did the guacamole break up with the salsa?

It couldn’t handle the spice anymore.

57. What do you call a taco that falls apart?

A mess-xican.

58. Why don’t enchiladas play hide and seek?

They always get unwrapped.

59. Why don’t burritos get parking tickets?

They always roll with it.

60. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

61. How do Mexicans navigate through the desert?

With their GPS (Guacamole Positioning System).

62. What do you call a Mexican cookie?

A concha-fection!

63. Why don’t tacos ever get into arguments?

They always let it slide.

64. What’s a Mexican tortilla’s dream vacation?

Somewhere it can bask in the sun.

65. What do you call a Mexican dog on vacation?

A chi-waffle!

66. How do tortillas wish each other good luck?

“You’re on a roll!”

67. Why did the churro feel awkward?

It was being dipped in someone else’s chocolate.

68. How do you find a lost quesadilla?

Look for its cheese trail.

69. Why was the tamale so confident?

It was wrapped up in self-love.

70. What’s a taco’s favorite movie?

Nacho Libre!

71. Why don’t mariachi bands ever get lost?

They always know the note to follow.

72. Why don’t Mexicans ever skip Día de los Muertos?

They have grave responsibilities.

73. Why don’t tacos use social media?

They can’t handle all the beef.

74. What’s a taco’s favorite kind of music?

Wrap music.

75. What do Mexicans say when they find treasure?

“Holy guacamole!”

76. What do you call a piñata that goes hiking?

A candy trekker!

77. What do you call a lazy guacamole?

Smashed avocado.

78. Why did the taco go to the gym?

To get shredded!