1. What did the patient say to the nervous dentist? “Drill, baby, drill!”

2. Why do dentists always look sharp? They like to cut straight to the tooth.

3. Why did the tooth go to school? To become a wisdom tooth.

4. What’s a dentist’s least favorite time? Tooth-hurty.

5. Why did the braces hate the cold? They couldn’t handle the ice!

6. Why don’t cavities ever play hide and seek? They’re easy to spot!

7. Why did the dentist take up yoga? To find inner piece… and plaque control.

8. What’s the best thing about being a dentist? The tooth will always set you free!

9. What’s a dentist’s favorite type of movie? Plaque-and-white films.

10. Why do dentists have great parties? They know how to drill the vibe.

11. What’s the dentist’s favorite part of the day? The drill of it all.

12. Why don’t dentists like plaque? It’s a sticky situation.

13. What did one tooth say to the other? “Brace yourself.”

14. What’s a dentist’s motto? “Floss like a boss.”

15. What’s a cavity’s favorite music genre? Heavy metal.

16. What’s a dentist’s favorite dance? The floss.

17. What’s a dentist’s favorite exercise? Jaw-robics.

18. Why do dentists make good detectives? They always get to the root of the problem.

19. What’s a brace’s favorite TV show? Straight Talk.

20. What’s a brace’s favorite holiday? Christmas—so they can hang out on teeth!

21. Why did the tooth cross the road? To get to the filling station.

22. What did the braces say to the dentist? “Thanks for all the support!”

23. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? Brace themselves.

24. Why do cavities love candy? It’s their bread and butter!

25. What’s a dentist’s favorite candy? Jawbreakers—they love a challenge!

26. What’s plaque’s favorite excuse? “I was framed!”

27. What’s a dentist’s favorite fruit? Plaque-apples.

28. What’s a dentist’s favorite holiday? Floss-oween.

29. What did the dentist say about the cavity? “It’s just filling time.”

30. What’s the brace’s favorite drink? Anything with a straw!

31. What did the tooth say after a good cleaning? “I feel floss-some!”

32. Why don’t dentists get along with vampires? Too much fang drama.

33. What’s a dentist’s favorite instrument? A drill.

34. Why was the dentist so good at tennis? They had an excellent backhand!

35. What’s a dentist’s favorite type of math? Oral geometry.

36. Why do cavities hate dentists? They always spoil their fun.

37. Why do teeth never get lost? Because they always follow their roots!

38. What do you call a cavity’s worst nightmare? A fluoride rinse!

39. What do you call a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.

40. What’s a dentist’s favorite board game? Plaque-opoly.

41. What do you call a tooth that loves candy? A sweet molar.

42. Why did the patient sit on the dentist’s chair? It seemed like the cavity of least resistance!

43. Why did the tooth break up with the gums? It found them too clingy.

44. Why did the little tooth bring a flashlight? It wanted to be a shining example!

45. Why do teeth hate going to the dentist? They always feel picked on.

46. Why did the braces get fired? They weren’t holding it together anymore.

47. Why did the dentist play cards? To improve their deck-tal dexterity.

48. Why did the dentist like the braces? They were wired for success.

49. Why did the tooth fairy quit her job? Too many late nights!

50. What does a dentist say when they win an award? “This is jaw-some!”

51. Why was the patient so calm at the dentist? They had tooth of steel.

52. Why do dentists love their jobs? It’s so filling!

53. Why do dentists love jokes? They always crack a smile!

54. What did the dentist say to the naughty tooth? “You’re grounded!”

55. What’s a dentist’s favorite Disney movie? Plaque Beauty.

56. Why do dentists never lie? Because the tooth always comes out.

57. Why was the dentist always calm? They had nerves of steel.

58. How do dentists deal with plaque? They scrape the problem away.

59. What do you call a sad tooth? Down in the mouth.

60. Why was the tooth such a great storyteller? It had a lot of fillings to share!

61. What’s a dentist’s favorite workout? Crunches, of course!

62. Why do dentists love camping? They always bring their tent-al floss.

63. What did the tooth fairy say to the cavity? “You’re a real pain!”

64. Why did the dentist laugh at the calendar? It was a monthful!

65. What do dentists and musicians have in common? They both drill scales.

66. Why did the dentist bring string to work? For floss-tastic results.

67. What’s a brace’s favorite type of pet? A retainer dog.

68. What’s a dentist’s favorite type of music? Floss-ical.

69. Why did the dental chair feel sad? It was feeling a little down in the mouth.

70. Why do dentists always smile? They love their jobs tooth and nail.

71. Why was the dentist great at poker? They knew when to fold.

72. What’s a dentist’s least favorite movie? Plaque Mirror.

73. Why did the dentist give up on being a comedian? Their jokes were too corny.

74. What did the teeth say to the braces? “Thanks for holding us together!”

75. Why did the kid eat their homework? They thought it was tooth-paste.

76. Why did the dentist go to art school? To learn how to draw teeth!

77. What’s a dentist’s favorite hobby? Filling crossword puzzles.

78. What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one!”

79. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the dentist? They heard it was a high-profile case!

80. What did the dentist say when they closed the clinic? “That’s the tooth!”

81. What do you call a tooth that loves adventure? An incisor explorer.

82. Why did the braces go to the party? They wanted to straighten things out!

83. Why did the cavity go to the dentist party? To get filled in.

84. Why do braces never get into trouble? They always stay in line.

85. What’s a dentist’s dream vacation? A trip to the Molars of the World.