1. Time to muscle through.

2. You’re so vein.

3. My heart beats faster than a fibrillating ventricle when I see you.

4. Urine my thoughts.

5. You’re the cure to my diseases.

6. Call the cardiologist, my heart skips when I’m with you.

7. We have chemistry and anatomy.

8. Suture self.

9. You’ve got nerves.

10. I have an acute sense of humor.

11. Don’t go breaking my heart.

12. Keep this pressure up and you’ll end up with a diamond.

13. You’re worth every arrhythmia.

14. Are you a general surgeon? Because you just took my heart away.

15. I pancreas-t even.

16. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

17. Surgeons always make the cut.

18. Let’s take a shot at this.

19. Antibiotics and ice cream: one cures you, the other makes you happier.

20. Statistically speaking, you’re infectious.

21. You’re a spleen-did friend.

22. You’re at the heart of every operation.

23. A moment of clot.

24. Eye can’t see myself without you.

25. Time to heel your wounds.

26. Put a cap on it, surgeon style.

27. You’re a heartbeat away.

28. I’m a nurse to meet you.

29. I feel vein today.

30. You’re the pulse to my heart.

31. Have you heard the latest suture gossip?

32. An apple a day can’t keep me away.

33. Nurse one, joke two.

34. You make my heart skip a beat.

35. You’ve captured my focus, and I’m lensing all my thoughts toward you.

36. Med students have no patience for your sickness.

37. Can you handle the tooth?

38. A breath of fresh Eire.

39. That diagnosis was spot on.

40. That medication is tough to swallow.

41. ICU in my dreams.

42. That’s one way to conduct an examination.

43. We have great chemis-try.

44. You’re just my blood type.

45. Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh without reason, you need medicine.

46. Shocking behavior in the ER today!

47. This job has too many drawbacks.

48. Keep calm and carry oxygen.

49. It’s about time for a history check.

50. It’s an emergency, you stole my heart!

51. Heart to heart, always.

52. Bone to be wild.

53. Ortho you didn’t!

54. You’ve got a ‘nurse’ for healing.

55. Gotta patch things up.

56. Stress is relative. Hi relative!

57. You must be an orthopedic doctor, because you’re improving my stance on life.

58. Sinus I met you, I can’t breathe.

59. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

60. Getting on my last nerve.

61. I can’t be sick; I’m a doctor.

62. That joke was cornea than I expected.

63. Making the cut.

64. You’re the pacemaker in my heart.

65. Is it too platelet to apologize?

66. You’re so infectious, you put the ‘ill’ in ‘I love you’.

67. I need a break—preferably not a leg.

68. You must be a compound fracture because you’re breaking me up.

69. When I said break a leg, I meant on stage!

70. You’ve got to be kidney me!

71. Don’t bypass my love.

72. Let’s stick together like glue-cose.

73. Just a spoonful of humor helps the medicine go down.

74. You must be a neuron because you’ve got some action potential.

75. My love for you is palpable.

76. I’m radiating affection for you.

77. Can you feel the palpitations?

78. The doctor will see you meow.

79. Staph only!

80. You’re my emergency contact.

81. That surgery was sew-sew.

82. I’ve got my ion you.

83. The ECG of my heart shows I love you.

84. Nothing gets under my skin—except for you.

85. Phlebotomists really know how to draw it out.

86. Paging Dr. Love.

87. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my heartache.

88. I’m lost in your optic chiasm.

89. Be positive. Blood type positive.

90. Don’t needle me!