Lollipops carry a very specific kind of nostalgia.

The kind that takes you straight back to being seven years old, getting one at the bank or the doctor’s office, treating it like the greatest reward on earth. As an adult you still pick one up at a candy shop without thinking twice about it.

The twirling happens automatically. The colors are still exciting. Thirty-nine puns for the candy that never gets old.

Where These Land

Lollipop puns are small and cheerful, which makes them easy to use anywhere.

Caption a candy shop photo with one.

Tie a pun to a lollipop and put it in a gift bag instead of a generic tag.

Send one to a friend who is having a hard week because sometimes a dumb sweet pun is the exact right thing. Use one at a kids party and watch it land with the adults more than the children.

Funny Lollipop Puns

1. You’re a real treat!

2. What’s a lollipop’s favorite music? Pop!

3. Lick it up!

4. Feeling pop-sitive today!

5. Don’t be a sucker, have a lollipop!

6. Life is like a lollipop—full of surprises.

7. I’m officially a lollipop addict!

8. You make my heart pop.

9. I’m a sucker for you.

10. Life’s too short to eat boring candy!

11. Keep calm and lick a lollipop.

12. A lollipop a day keeps the sour away.

13. Keep calm and lick on!

14. Pop, pop, hooray!

15. Let’s lick this day into shape.

16. Candy is dandy, but lollipops are tops.

17. Sweetness on a stick!

18. Pop into my life.

19. Just poppin’ by with some sweetness.

20. Pop goes the lollipop.

21. I’m just here for the pops!

22. You make my heart pop!

23. It’s a lollipop affair!

24. Life is short, make it sweet.

25. Pop over for a sweet treat.

26. You candy me happy.

27. Sugar, spice, and everything nice!

28. Let’s stick together!

29. Lollipop dreams are made of these!

30. Having a loll of a time!

31. Don’t be such a sourpuss!

32. I’m sweet on you.

33. Let’s stick together.

34. Lick your problems away.

35. You’re the sweetest thing on a stick.

36. Sweeten the deal!

37. You make my heart skip a beat!

38. Can’t get enough of that sweet stickiness!

39. You rock my lollipop world!

Wrapping Up

Grab a lollipop and read through these. Everything is funnier when you are already holding one. Try it and you will see.