Grapes are everywhere and they have been your whole life.

Fresh off the vine at a farmers market. Frozen in a bowl because someone on the internet said it was a thing and they were right. Dried into raisins that divided an entire generation of children. Pressed into wine that half the adults you know have actual opinions about.

Each version of a grape comes with its own moment, and every one of those moments has a pun waiting for it.

Before You Scroll

You already have someone in mind. Maybe the friend who sends wine recommendations like it is their actual job. Maybe the person who brings grapes to every potluck and is personally offended when they disappear before dessert.

Maybe you just need a caption for the charcuterie photo sitting in your camera roll right now.

Whoever it is, scroll down.

Hilarious Grape Puns

1. You’re the vine I’ve been waiting for.

2. After hearing your joke, I’m fermenting better.

3. Stop being such a grape pain!

4. Grapes go out submarining.

5. Bunches never get lonely.

6. I wasn’t feeling fruity.

7. Vine-sheep crossbreed.

8. Soft or crisp?

9. This is a grape idea, don’t you think?

10. Pot-ass-ium of sweetness.

11. Why did the grape need a haircut?

12. I’m fermenting about you.

13. I’m grapeful for this moment.

14. You make me wine with happiness.

15. Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the vine.

16. You cluster me?

17. Grape-manatee crossbreed.

18. Let’s not vine about this anymore.

19. I find you very grapeful.

20. That joke was wine-derful!

21. Wine product with attitude.

22. It’s a grape start to something amazing!

23. You’re the grape in my wine glass!

24. Ripe for the vine.

25. You’re truly grape-tastic!

26. Stems love to dance.

27. Let’s not grape about this, it’s amazing!

28. You make every day grape.

29. I peel so juicy.

30. You’re ripe for picking.

31. Peel the fruity burn.

32. Vines doing gymnastic splits.

33. I peel my fruity layers.

34. I’m trying to get the wine.

35. Let’s grape all the fun we can!

36. World’s nest grapey treat.

37. Grape ghosts.

38. Are you fermenting?

39. Let’s grape the day!

40. That’s not sweet enough.

41. That’s just grape-ceptional!

42. Vineyard called in sick.

43. She is the juiciest one.

44. I am fermenting for you.

45. This is grape news!

46. A bunny vineyard rabbit.

47. You’re one grape friend!

48. Cluster-lated and juicy.

49. Pick of the harvest.

50. I’m just grape-ful for you.

51. Thanks a bunch.

52. You can feel it in your vineyard bones.

53. I’m feeling grape-tacular!

54. I’m pressing great.

55. How did the grape avoid trouble? Cluster split.

56. You’ve got some fine wine and grape ideas!

57. You’ve got a grape personality!

58. A cluster’s significant other.

59. You’re quite crushable.

60. Why do grapes use sunscreen?

61. I grape to disagree!

62. What school do fruits attend?

63. Vine + Sugar = Awesome?

64. I’m wineing over here!

65. Drive me wine purple.

66. No worries, that’s a one-cluster problem.

67. Woohoo! This cover creates some stems.

68. She’s going wine crazy.

Wrapping Up

Pick one and send it. You already know who it is going to.