1. Why was the pug a good musician? He had real bark-arhythm!

2. You’re the pug-nificent one!

3. I wasn’t feeling derpy.

4. I’m derping about you.

5. You’re the pug star of the show.

6. When my pug flew, he didn’t pay fur-ght fare!

7. You’re a pug above the rest.

8. I’ve got a pug-licious idea!

9. What do you call a pug that loves math? A “pug-tion” expert!

10. Let’s paw-ty like there’s no tomorrow!

11. Pug out and enjoy life!

12. I’m paws-itively in love with pugs.

13. I’m trying to get the wrinkle.

14. Let’s get puggy with it!

15. You octopi my heart!

16. Pugs doing gymnastic splits.

17. Why did the pug need a haircut?

18. Pug-get about it!

19. Life is paws-itively better with you and your pug!

20. My pug loves tea; she’s a real mug lover!

21. A little pug in a pug costume.

22. Let’s have a pug-tacular day!

23. You’re ripe for cuddling.

24. Wrinkle patch called in sick.

25. No worries, that’s a one-snort problem.

26. Why do pugs use sunscreen?

27. Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the pup-nic!

28. You’re pug-fect just the way you are.

29. Let’s pug-nap together!

30. Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the squish.

31. Soft or wrinkly?

32. I can feel it in my squishy bones.

33. She is the squishiest one.

34. Pug me all day long!

35. Superhero squishy travelers.

36. Are you wrinkling?

37. How does my pug stay in shape? By doing pup-curls!

38. Woohoo! This cover creates some snorts.

39. Why did the pug want to be an astronaut? To see fur out there!

40. You’re the pug that makes everything better.

41. You squish me?

42. Keep your chin up, we’re in this pug-venture together!

43. Why did the pug become an artist? He had great pawspective!

44. What do you call a fashionable pug? A “pugnacious” dresser!

45. Pugs and kisses!

46. Why did the pug sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!

47. That’s a pug-ceptional idea!

48. When my pug plants flowers, they’re magnifi-scent!

49. Snorts never get lonely.

50. I need a pug of tea!

51. Stop being so pug-nacious!

52. Don’t “pug” out on me now!

53. My pug is so smart; he can even spell his name—P-U-G!

54. I peel it in my wrinkly heart.

55. That’s not wrinkly enough.

56. I am derping for you.

57. My pug runs a tight ship; he’s the ulti-mutt captain!

58. Pug-na-na-na Batman!

59. Midnight zoomie there.

60. Pug-manatee crossbreed.

61. A bunch of wrinkly fools.

62. I find you very squishable.

63. What do you call a pug that loves to bowl? A strike pug!

64. You’ve got the “pug” factor.

65. Charles Darwin’s favorite breed.

66. I’m feeling pug-tastic today!

67. You’re pawsitively adorable!

68. What’s a pug’s favorite movie? Pug Fiction!

69. Face fold with attitude.

70. I’m feeling like a pug in a sunbeam—totally relaxed.

71. How did the pug avoid trouble? Snort split.

72. That’s a pug-tastic thing to say!

73. Derp breads.

74. You’re pug-nificent, no matter what.

75. Stay pug-gressive and don’t give up!

76. Where do pugs buy shoes? At a flea market.

77. You can feel it in your pug bones.

78. Squish + Attitude = Pugtastic?

79. Pot-ass-ium of wrinkles.

80. What do you call a pug that’s also a detective? Sherlock Bones!

81. Zoomies love to dance.

82. I find you very derpy.

83. My pug loves cheese; it’s a muzzarella fan!

84. A wrinkle’s significant other.

85. Sheep love pug-baaaa.

86. Pugs go out submarining.

87. You’re paws-itively pug-tastic!