1. Drinks are on me—just kidding, they’re on you!

2. You make me want to sip and relax.

3. Time to get beer-y happy!

4. You’re the vodka to my soda.

5. Cheers to another year of bad decisions and great memories with drinks in hand!

6. Beer pressure is real!

7. Let’s have some shots of fun!

8. Let’s not wine about it, let’s just drink!

9. I’m not drunk, I’m just grape at puns!

10. I’ll take that on the rocks.

11. You’re the beer to my cheers.

12. Let’s taco ‘bout margaritas!

13. Tequila: liquid courage in a shot glass!

14. Pour decisions make the best stories—let’s create some tonight!

15. You’re the vodka to my lemonade.

16. I wine not!

17. I’m martini my way through life.

18. You beerly know how much I care.

19. Stop whining, let’s drink!

20. Cheers to pour decisions!

21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

22. I’m just here for the sips and giggles.

23. Alcohol you later!

24. That was whiskey good!

25. I’m on cloud wine!

26. That’s a gin-uine compliment.

27. What do you call a cocktail with a bad attitude? A mean gin!

28. Cheers to good friends and fine wines—let’s sip together!

29. That’s a margarita of success!

30. I’m ale about this!

31. That’s what I do: I drink and I know things!

32. Let’s make this brewtiful.

33. You make my heart rumble.

34. You wine me up every time.

35. You had me at Merlot.

36. Let’s bottle up our feelings.

37. Let’s get whisky with it!

38. I’m gin-uinely excited about this!

39. I drink because I’m not a camel; I can’t store my water!

40. What do you call a sad grape? A blue grape!

41. Don’t get rummed up over this.

42. This is just liquor than life!

43. You’re wine-derful!

44. Let’s wine down and relax.

45. Let’s tequila the night away!

46. You’ve got a beer-y good personality.

47. It’s time to vodka your socks off!

48. Life’s a beer, then you drink.

49. I’m having a grape time, thanks for asking!

50. We wine a lot, but it’s worth it.

51. I’m just here for the boos!

52. This is whiskey business.

53. Hakuna Ma’Vodka: It means no memories for the rest of your night!

54. That’s rumbelievable!

55. I’m just here for the booze and puns.

56. When life gives you lemons, trade them for grapes and make wine!

57. I rum away from my problems.

58. Sip happens, but wine helps!

59. Let’s get this party started—pour decisions ahead!

60. I can’t stop ginging around.

61. Time to cheers to a great night ahead!

62. Let’s get whiskey with it.

63. Don’t be a sourpuss, just drink!

64. I’ve got 99 problems, but wine ain’t one!

65. Life is brew-tiful!

66. Save water, drink wine!

67. You’re whiskey me away!

68. I can’t keep calm; I’m having a cocktail party!

69. This party’s liquor than expected.

70. You’re the rum to my cola.

71. Don’t worry, we’ll beer it.

72. If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk!

73. Tequila sunrise, here I come!

74. Drink responsibly; don’t spill it everywhere!

75. You’re martini my day better.

76. I’m a wine enthusiast: the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!

77. What do you call an educated alcoholic? A “wine-ologist!”**