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89 Most Badass Captions for Instagram

1. My attitude is bigger than my ego.

2. I don’t need your approval to be me.

3. You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.

4. Why chase you when I’m the catch?

5. I’m not trying to be different. To me, I’m just being myself.

6. You can’t spell awesome without ME.

7. Look in the mirror. That’s your competition.

8. I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.

9. I respect those who tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.

10. Do no harm and take no shit.

11. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

12. I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.

13. Be a badass with a good ass.

14. You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

15. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

16. I do a thing called ‘what I want.’

17. Bitch, please, you’ve got more issues than Vogue.

18. Adventure, here I come.

19. Rule #1: Never be #2.

20. Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.

21. Catch flights, not feelings.

22. Yes, I’m smiling, but you’re not the reason anymore.

23. 50% Savage, 50% Sweetness.

24. Prove them wrong.

25. I’m not a second option, you either choose me or lose me.

26. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.

27. Be so good they can’t ignore you.

28. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

29. You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie

30. Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

31. Sassy, classy, and a bit smart assy.

32. I’m not lucky, I’m talented.

33. Legends don’t die… I am a living example!

34. Confidence level: selfie with no filter.

35. Born to stand out.

36. Risk taker. Adventurer. Globetrotter. Living my best life.

37. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

38. If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

39. I don’t try to be awesome, it just comes naturally.

40. They told me I couldn’t, so I did.

41. Break the rules, find your freedom, live your life.

42. I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.

43. I owe nothing to the world but myself.

44. I am an artist, the track is my canvas.

45. Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back.

46. I am my own hero.

47. I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.

48. This is my town.

49. Life goes on, with or without you.

50. The less you reveal, the more they wonder.

51. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

52. Be a warrior, not a worrier.

53. Art doesn’t have to be pretty. It has to be meaningful.

54. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you.

55. I’m not sarcastic, I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

56. I’m not strange. I’m just not normal.

57. I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.

58. My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.

59. I’m the poetry in a world still learning the alphabet.

60. Dangerous but fun.

61. I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be awesome.

62. Be you, do you, for you.

63. Don’t study me, you won’t graduate!

64. I am not weird; I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world.

65. Free to be me.

66. I’m not bossy, I am the boss.

67. Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

68. Fire is her favorite color.

69. Walk it like I talk it.

70. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

71. I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.

72. If you were in my shoes, you’d fall on the first step.

73. Success is the best revenge for anything. Keep your head down and work hard to achieve.

74. Taking risks because that’s how the magic starts.

75. If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

76. Outshine the haters with every sunrise.

77. They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.

78. I’m a vibe that no one else can replace.

79. I’m the queen of my own little world.

80. Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.

81. Escape the ordinary.

82. I’m not special, I’m a limited edition.

83. Blaze your own trail.

84. I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.

85. Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

86. Fall seven times, stand up eight.

87. Make them stop and stare.

88. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

89. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt.

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