1. Why don’t bees argue?

They don’t want to create a buzz-kill.

2. What’s a bee’s favorite love song?

“Bee Mine Forever.”

3. How do bees get to school?

On the buzz.

4. What do you call a bee that likes to gossip?

A buzz-zine reporter.

5. What’s a bee’s favorite song?

“Don’t Stop Bee-lievin’.”

6. Why don’t bees use cell phones?

They prefer to buzz directly.

7. How do bees graduate?

With flying colors!

8. What do you call a bee with messy hair?

A hive-head!

9. What do you call a bee that’s a hairdresser?

A buzz-cutter.

10. What’s a bee’s least favorite season?

Winter—there’s no nectar.

11. Why did the bee start a band?

To make buzz-worthy hits.

12. What’s a bee’s favorite dance style?

Zumba-bee.

13. How do bees like their toast?

With a lot of buzz-ter.

14. Why do bees love school?

They enjoy buzz-worthy subjects!

15. How do bees stay warm in the winter?

They hive together!

16. Why do bees make terrible secret agents?

They always buzz around.

17. How do bees celebrate birthdays?

With a buzz-tastic cake!

18. Why did the bee stay in bed?

He was feeling un-bee-lievable.

19. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

A frisbee.

20. Why do bees make so much honey?

Because they’re over-achievers!

21. What do bees say when it’s too hot?

“This is un-bee-lievable!”

22. What do you call a bee that makes coffee?

A buzz-tista.

23. What do bees do on rainy days?

Watch hive-flix.

24. What’s a bee’s favorite musical?

The Bee-utiful Sound of Music.

25. What’s a bee’s favorite type of candy?

Bumble gum!

26. What’s a bee’s favorite kind of weather?

Sunny with a chance of flowers.

27. What do you call a bee that’s good at drawing?

A dauber.

28. Why don’t bees gossip?

They don’t want to stir the hive.

29. What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees!

30. Why did the bee sit down?

It was feeling buzz-ed out.

31. What’s a bee’s least favorite subject?

Spelling—it’s too easy!

32. Why did the bee go to work?

To make a buzz-iness deal.

33. What do you call a bee who can’t stop eating?

Chub-bee.

34. What do bees do during summer?

Buzz to the beach!

35. Who’s a bee’s favorite actor?

Sting!

36. What do bees call their sweetheart?

Honey bunch.

37. Why don’t bees play sports?

They always get stung by the competition.

38. What’s a bee’s dream job?

A buzz-iness executive.

39. What do bees learn in school?

The buzz-ics.

40. What’s a bee’s favorite way to relax?

A hive-five with friends.

41. How do bees write?

With a buzz-pen.

42. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

43. What’s a bee’s favorite pick-up line?

“You’re bee-autiful!”

44. What do bees do with their paychecks?

Save it in their honey bank.

45. Who’s a bee’s favorite pop star?

Bee-yoncé!

46. What’s a bee’s favorite dessert?

Honey cake.

47. What do you call a bee who loves puns?

A buzz-wordsmith.

48. What’s a bee’s favorite vacation spot?

Stingapore.

49. Why don’t bees like cloudy days?

It dampens their buzz.

50. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?

Rug-bee.

51. What’s a bee’s favorite book?

The Great Gats-bee.

52. Why do bees love flowers?

They’re nectar of the gods!

53. Why don’t bees get cold?

They always have their fuzzy coats.

54. What’s a bee’s favorite job in the military?

A buzz-cadet.

55. What do you call a bee who’s good at chess?

A queen bee strategist.

56. What’s a bee’s favorite catchphrase?

“Bee kind, rewind!”

57. What do you call a bee that can do math?

A buzz-matician.

58. What do you call a bee who’s late to the party?

Buzzed off.

59. What do bees take to school?

Buzz-packs.

60. What’s a bee’s favorite movie?

Bee Movie.

61. How do bees throw parties?

They invite their hive-mates for a buzz.

62. Why don’t bees like freelancing?

They prefer hive jobs!

63. What do you call a bee that delivers letters?

A post-hive worker.

64. What do you call a bee lawyer?

A sting operation specialist.

65. Why did the bee start a business?

It wanted to make honey while the sun shined.

66. What do you call a bee that’s really smart?

A spelling bee.

67. What’s a bee’s favorite subject?

Hive-story.

68. What do bees do on windy days?

Hold onto their honey!

69. What do you call a bee that’s really clumsy?

A stumble-bee!

70. Why do bees hate the rain?

Their wings get buzz-ered!

71. What’s a bee’s favorite dance move?

The waggle dance!

72. What’s a bee’s favorite job at a bakery?

Making honey buns.

73. What’s a bee’s favorite way to communicate?

Buzz-feed.

74. How do bees stay healthy?

They take their vitamin Bee.

75. What do bees do during storms?

They stay hive and dry.

76. What’s a bee’s favorite flower?

Bee-gonias!

77. What do you call a bee that works at a café?

A buzz-tender.

78. Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

79. What’s a bee’s favorite band?

The Bee-tles.

80. Why do bees hum?

Because they forgot the words!

81. Why did the bee become a librarian?

Because he loved buzzing about books!

82. Why did the bee join the circus?

It wanted to be a buzz-saw artist.

83. Why don’t bees ever get lost?

They always follow the buzz.

84. What’s a bee’s favorite app?

Insta-buzz!

85. What do you call a bee that works for the government?

A pollentician.