1. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
2. What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?
Stable tennis.
3. How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt in jolliness.
4. Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?
He wants to keep his jolly figure.
5. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
6. Why don’t reindeer ever get into arguments?
They always hoof it out.
7. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
8. How do Christmas trees get online?
They log on.
9. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle!
10. What’s a Christmas gift’s favorite shape?
A square deal.
11. Why don’t turkeys join Christmas dinners?
They don’t want to end up stuffed.
12. Why do Christmas lights never get into arguments?
They prefer to keep things light.
13. How do Christmas trees get along with each other?
They pine for good company!
14. Why don’t snowmen ever get into fights?
They just let things slide.
15. Why don’t Christmas trees knit?
They keep dropping their needles!
16. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
17. How do you know Rudolph is in great shape?
He sleighs it at the gym.
18. Why did the Christmas tree go to school?
It wanted to branch out.
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
20. Why did the elf quit his job?
He felt he wasn’t being elf-appreciated.
21. What do reindeer use to communicate?
Their antlers—they’re amazing signal boosters!
22. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite fruit?
Pine-apples!
23. Why did the elf go to school?
To learn the elf-abet!
24. What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
North-pole vaulting.
25. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
26. What’s Santa’s favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree.
27. Why don’t Christmas ornaments ever get lost?
They always hang in there!
28. Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrap skills!
29. What did the snowman say to the sun?
“I’m going to be puddled about this.”
30. Why are Christmas trees so well-behaved?
They have great root manners.
31. Why don’t reindeer hang out with turkeys?
They don’t want to ruffle feathers.
32. How do snowmen get to work?
They ride their icicles.
33. What do gingerbread men use for their beds?
Cookie sheets.
34. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
35. How does an elf take their tea?
With a jingle of sugar!
36. Why don’t elves ever get lost?
They have a great sense of direction—thanks to their elf-compass.
37. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
Claus-et space.
38. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with.
39. Why did Santa give the package a hug?
It looked like it needed some wrapping up.
40. Why did the Christmas gift feel bad?
It was a little under-wrapped.
41. Why did the Christmas cookie go to therapy?
It felt crumby!
42. What’s an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music!
43. Why was the snowman so happy?
He found his chill!
44. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
45. Why doesn’t Santa use GPS?
He knows where all the naughty and nice people live.
46. How do elves respond when Santa asks them to do something?
“I’m elfing on it!”
47. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea!
48. What’s a present’s favorite song?
“I’m All Wrapped Up in You.”
49. Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
50. How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it’s on the house!
51. What do you call a cat on Christmas?
Santa Claws.
52. What do you call a gift that never arrives?
A lost Claus.
53. Why was the Christmas candle so happy?
It found its match!
54. Why did the snowman go to therapy?
He was having a meltdown.
55. What’s a gift’s favorite exercise?
Box jumps.
56. Why did the snowman break up with the snowwoman?
It just wasn’t the right climate for a relationship.
57. What did one present say to the other?
“I’m wrapped up in you!”
58. What do reindeer use to keep warm?
Fleece Navidad!
59. Why don’t Christmas gifts ever argue?
They have wrap issues!
60. How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
With ornaments!
61. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
62. What’s an elf’s favorite candy?
Mint-condition chocolates.
63. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.
64. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
65. What did the gingerbread man say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
“You’re too crumby for me.”
66. What do you call an argumentative Christmas tree?
A fir-sker.
67. Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decemberrrr!
68. Why was the reindeer scared of the snowstorm?
It had antler-pation about slipping.
69. What’s a Christmas tree’s least favorite activity?
Leaf-ing.
70. Why did Rudolph get a bad grade in school?
He went down in history!
71. What do snowmen do in their free time?
Just chill!
72. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
73. Why do people love giving socks for Christmas?
Because they’re toe-tally great gifts!
74. Why do elves make great comedians?
They have plenty of good elf-deprecating humor.
75. How does Santa stay so positive?
He sleighs all day!
76. What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of cookie?
Gingersnaps—they’re hoof-licking good!
77. Why did the gift feel nervous?
It was about to get unwrapped!
78. Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt in chimney climbing.
79. What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?
“This one’s going to sleigh you!”