You already know what you want after dinner and it is not fruit.
It is the thing you have been thinking about since you sat down. A slice of cake. A scoop of ice cream. A brownie that someone cut into portions too small to be respectful. Dessert is the part of the meal that nobody needs and everybody wants, and it has been inspiring jokes for as long as people have been sneaking a second slice.
These eighty-five are for you and the person you would send a dessert pun to at ten at night.
When to Use These
Posting a picture of something sweet and “delicious” is not a caption?
Writing on a card for someone who deserves cake and a laugh at the same time?
Running a bakery or a dessert account and need something better than hashtags?
Just want to send your friend something funny at midnight when you are both thinking about the same thing?
Pick one and go. The list is right below.
Hilarious Dessert Puns
1. You’re the apple of my pie.
2. Brownie points for you!
3. The icing on the cake is our friendship!
4. I’m having a grape time!
5. We’re scone be friends forever.
6. You dessert the best.
7. Loafing around the bakery!
8. I doughnut know what I’d do without you.
9. You’re a piece of cake.
10. I love you berry much! (Especially for berry desserts).
11. Pie love you.
12. Donut kill my diet!
13. Let’s dough this!
14. I love dessert a waffle lot!
15. Cookie monster approved!
16. Donut stop believing.
17. You’re the cream of the crop.
18. You’re the cream cheese to my bagel!
19. You’re pudding me on.
20. I’m whisk-y business!
21. You’re a real treat.
22. You’re the sprinkles to my ice cream!
23. I’m muffin without you.
24. I cannoli imagine how good this is!
25. You’re as sweet as pie.
26. Cereal killer desserts!
27. Don’t go bacon my heart.
28. Keep calm and eat dessert.
29. Butter believe I’m excited!
30. Fruit-tastic adventure!
31. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
32. Let’s get this par-tea started! (For a dessert party)
33. Sugar, spice, and everything nice!
34. Tart and sassy, just like me!
35. Mocha love for you!
36. Sugar rush, party crush!
37. You’re the cherry on top!
38. Flaky friends are the best!
39. Cake crush!
40. Everything is batter with dessert.
41. Sundae Funday.
42. I’m having a berry good time!
43. I loaf you more than bread.
44. Mac to the future – with macarons!
45. We were mint to be (said about two desserts or a dessert and a person).
46. I’m feeling crumby without dessert.
47. Donut kill my vibe.
48. We’re a honey of a team!
49. You’re a peach of a friend!
50. Donut even think about skipping dessert!
51. We’re a matcha made in heaven!
52. Sweet dreams are made of cheese (cake).
53. You’re the apple of my eye!
54. I’m coco-nuts about this dessert!
55. Pecan’t resist your charm!
56. Bake my day!
57. You make my heart melt (like ice cream).
58. You bake me crazy.
59. I’m stuck on you (like caramel).
60. Have an egg-cellent day!
61. Tart-tastic!
62. Life is short, eat dessert first.
63. Have a rice day! (For rice pudding)
64. Have a cherry good time!
65. You’re berry special.
66. I’m a doughnut miss this party!
67. I’m a sucker for sweet treats!
68. I find you very a-peel-ing! (for banana desserts)
69. This pie is so good, it’s pie-fect!
70. Cream of the crop!
71. Pie-oneer in the dessert game!
72. Muffin compares to you.
73. Donut worry, be happy!
74. Donut worry, be happy.
75. The cake is mightier than the sword!
76. Let’s make this a flan-tastic day.
77. You’re a-maize-ing!
78. We’re a pear-fect pair!
79. Feeling crêpe-y? Have some dessert!
80. Donut go breaking my heart!
81. I’m in a sticky situation – with honey!
82. I’m fudge-getting my diet!
83. I’m in a bit of a jam!
84. Donut give up on your dreams.
85. Creamy, dreamy, ice cream!
Wrapping Up
Send your favorite to whoever you would share the last bite with. That person will get it the most.