1. How does Cinderella know when it’s midnight?

Her coach turns into a pumpkin spice latte!

2. Why did Timon call Simba lazy?

Because he was lion around.

3. How does Anna like her sandwiches?

Ice-d and toasted!

4. Why did Pascal start a painting business?

He wanted to blend in!

5. Why was WALL-E so good at math?

He could count on Eva.

6. Why does Piglet carry a stick?

To poke fun at everyone!

7. Why did Rapunzel go to the hair salon?

She let down her hair too much.

8. What do villains serve at a party?

Maleficent cake!

9. Why did Elsa lose her temper?

She let it go!

10. What’s Mickey Mouse’s least favorite weather?

Minnie-malist sunshine!

11. Why did Cruella go to the tailor?

She wanted to make a fur-tastic outfit.

12. Why did Anna break up with Kristoff?

He was acting cold.

13. How does Ariel like her coffee?

With a splash of cream!

14. What do you call a princess who can fly?

Air-iel.

15. Why did Flounder bring a ladder?

To reach new depths!

16. Why does Mushu love mornings?

He’s always dragon to breakfast.

17. Why did Remy love the bakery?

It was his bread and butter.

18. What’s Cinderella’s favorite snack?

Pumpkin pie!

19. Why did Lightning McQueen call Sally?

He wanted to spark some conversation.

20. What’s Woody’s favorite type of pie?

Cowboy-berry!

21. What’s Sven’s favorite snack?

Ice-berg lettuce!

22. Why did Sven go to school?

To get “deer-ucated.”

23. What’s Rex’s favorite drink?

DINO-soda!

24. What’s Dory’s favorite type of bread?

Fish-sticks.

25. What does Abu bring to the picnic?

A monkey wrench!

26. Why did Mr. Potato Head start a band?

He had all the right pieces.

27. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite exercise?

Grinning and bearing it.

28. What’s Nemo’s least favorite event?

The school reunion.

29. Why did Cinderella bring a pencil to the ball?

She wanted to draw attention!

30. Why was Tigger in trouble?

He bounced a check!

31. What’s Elastigirl’s favorite stretch?

The one she can do without leaving the couch.

32. Why did Jasmine buy a carpet?

She wanted to sweep Aladdin off his feet.

33. Why did the aliens go to school?

To get smarter-than-EARTH!

34. Why did Meeko get detention?

He raccooned the teacher’s lunch!

35. Why doesn’t Elsa have a summer wardrobe?

Because winter suits her best.

36. What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?

Freeze pops!

37. What’s Scar’s favorite type of pasta?

Pride-a-roni.

38. What’s Elsa’s least favorite subject in school?

Heat waves.

39. Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

40. How does Peter Pan say goodbye?

“See you Neverland!”

41. Why did Buzz Lightyear break up with his girlfriend?

She needed too much space.

42. What’s Pumbaa’s favorite dessert?

Hakuna marshmallows.

43. Why did Jessie love hiking?

She loved the trail mix.

44. Why did Mickey Mouse break up with Minnie?

She was acting a little Goofy!

45. What’s Olaf’s favorite bedtime story?

“Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

46. What’s Simba’s favorite song?

“Don’t Stop Be-leafing!”

47. What does Woody say to his toys before leaving the room?

“Stay Buzz-y!”

48. What’s a villain’s favorite workout?

Evil-lifting.

49. Why does Lightning McQueen love birthdays?

He always revs up for cake.

50. Why did Ursula fail art class?

She kept drawing octopi!

51. Why don’t Disney characters play hide and seek?

They always let it Goofy!

52. Why did Tiana open a bakery?

She wanted to make frog cupcakes.

53. Why did Bo Peep get a promotion?

She was outstanding in her field.

54. Why don’t Dumbo’s friends ever lose him?

He always stands out in a crowd.

55. How does the Evil Queen fix her mirror?

She reflects on her mistakes!

56. Why was Goofy afraid of the ocean?

He didn’t want to be Goofin’ around sharks.

57. Why did Gaston bring eggs to the gym?

To get egg-stra strong.

58. What’s Joy’s favorite dessert?

Anything that makes her burst with flavor!

59. Why does Winnie the Pooh love Christmas?

It’s all about honey and joy.

60. What’s Stitch’s favorite game?

Hide-and-squeak.

61. Why did Genie go to the bakery?

To wish for a dozen muffins!

62. What’s Belle’s favorite musical?

Beauty and the Beat.

63. Why did Jafar go to therapy?

He had too many genie-ous plans.

64. How does Woody stay calm?

He tells himself, “There’s a snake in my boot, but it’s all good!”

65. What’s Donald Duck’s least favorite vegetable?

Quack-erjacks.

66. What’s Sulley’s favorite vegetable?

Scare-rots!

67. How does Hades style his hair?

With a flame-thrower.

68. How does Aurora stay awake?

She drinks lots of “Brew-ty” coffee.

69. What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite place to shop?

The Minnie Mall.

70. What’s a Disney character’s favorite way to stay fit?

Mu-lunges!

71. Why did Mike Wazowski join the football team?

He had an eye on the ball!

72. What’s Olaf’s favorite type of math?

Snow-geometry.

73. What do you call Buzz Lightyear in math class?

A space counter!

74. Why did Olaf bring a ladder?

To reach new heights of happiness.

75. What’s a toy’s least favorite type of weather?

Partly cloudy with a chance of Sid.

76. What’s Captain Hook’s favorite type of music?

Heavy metal.

77. Why did Mickey go to space?

To see Pluto!

78. What do you call a Disney character who’s always late?

A Goof-timer.

79. How does Elsa stay organized?

She freezes time!

80. What’s Donald Duck’s favorite drink?

Quack-erjack tea!

81. Why did Snow White get kicked out of the party?

She dropped the ball.

82. Why doesn’t Olaf like summer?

He’s afraid of getting a tan!

83. Why was Elsa bad at karaoke?

She kept freezing up.

84. How do cars from Cars party?

They rev up the fun!

85. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!