Eggs show up in your life every single day and they never stop being funny.

Breakfast debates about how they should be cooked. The great hard boiled versus soft boiled argument that ends friendships. That one person who takes scrambled eggs way too seriously. Easter egg hunts where a grown adult is more invested than any of the children. Deviled eggs at every family gathering, disappearing in under four minutes every single time.

Eggs are everywhere and the jokes have kept up.

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Had eggs this morning and want to say something funnier than “yum”? Posting Easter or brunch content? This list was written for you.

Parents and teachers looking for something clean and silly that actually lands with kids will find plenty here. Food bloggers who need a caption that is not just a description of what is in the photo, same. Anyone sending a card or a gift around Easter who wants one good line to write inside instead of the usual “Happy Easter”, you are covered.

Best Egg Jokes

1. What do you call an egg that’s gone bad? A rotten egg!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
3. What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day!
4. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk!
5. Why was the egg so popular? It had shell-ebrity status!
6. What’s an egg’s least favorite time of year? Egg-zams.
7. Why did the egg get a promotion? It was egg-ceptional at its job!
8. Why do eggs hate arguments? They always get scrambled.
9. What do you call an egg that likes to party? An egg-cellent dancer!
10. Why did the egg sit on the floor? It wanted to lay low.

Punny Egg Jokes

11. What do eggs do for fun? They shell-ebrate!
12. What’s an egg’s favorite type of music? Egg-streme rock.
13. Why did the egg refuse to fight? It didn’t want to crack under pressure.
14. What’s an egg’s favorite book? The Great Egg-spectations.
15. What do you call an egg who tells jokes? A crack-up.
16. Why do eggs always tell the best stories? They’re eggs-traordinary!
17. How does an egg stay in shape? Egg-cercise!
18. What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An egg-splorer.
19. Why did the egg go to the party? It was eggs-cited to dance!
20. What’s an egg’s favorite sport? Egg-treme skiing.

Cooking Egg Jokes

21. What’s an egg’s favorite drink? Egg-nog!
22. What did the chef say to the scrambled eggs? “You’re egg-ceptionally tasty!”
23. What do you call an egg that cooks itself? An egg-straordinary chef.
24. Why did the egg start a cooking show? It had egg-cellent recipes!
25. Why do eggs love breakfast? It’s their time to shine!
26. How does an egg start the day? Sunny side up.
27. What do you call a messy omelette? A scrambled masterpiece!
28. Why did the egg hide in the frying pan? It didn’t want to crack under pressure.
29. What do you get when you mix eggs and comedy? A cracking good time.
30. What do you call eggs on a diet? Egg-ceptionally light.

Easter Egg Jokes

31. Why do eggs love Easter? It’s an eggs-cellent holiday!
32. What do Easter eggs say during a hunt? “Don’t crack me up!”
33. What’s an Easter egg’s favorite hiding spot? Shell-tered corners.
34. Why don’t Easter eggs argue? They don’t want to cause a scramble.
35. What’s an Easter egg’s favorite game? Hide and squeak.
36. What do you call an egg hunt in space? Egg-straterrestrial fun!
37. Why did the Easter egg get promoted? It cracked all the right jokes.
38. How do Easter eggs keep secrets? They shell it out carefully.
39. What’s an Easter egg’s favorite flower? Egg-lips (tulips)!
40. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.

Silly Egg Jokes

41. Why did the egg cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
42. What do you call an egg that’s not very smart? A dippy egg.
43. How do you make an egg happy? Give it some shell-ter!
44. Why do eggs hate bad weather? They don’t like being fried by lightning.
45. What do you call a mean egg? A deviled egg.
46. Why did the egg sit in the corner? It cracked under pressure.
47. How do you keep eggs safe? Use an egg-shellent security system.
48. What’s an egg’s favorite superhero? The Shell-shocker!
49. Why don’t eggs ever lie? They want to stay eggs-actly honest.
50. What’s an egg’s least favorite chore? Dusting—it always ends up cracking!

Knock-Knock Egg Jokes

51. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Egg.
    Egg who?
    Egg-sactly who you were expecting!
52. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Shell.
    Shell who?
    Shell I tell you a joke?
53. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fry.
    Fry who?
    Fry-ing to make you laugh!
54. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Omelette.
    Omelette who?
    Omelette you finish laughing before I tell another joke!
55. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yolk.
    Yolk who?
    Yolk like you’ve seen a ghost!

Animal Egg Jokes

56. What do chickens call their eggs? Egg-cellent creations!
57. Why did the hen sit on the egg? She wanted to hatch a plan.
58. What’s a bird’s favorite type of egg? A shell-tastic one!
59. Why did the duck lay its egg on the sidewalk? It wanted a quack in its shell.
60. How do chickens feel about boiled eggs? They’re shell-shocked!
61. What do you call an egg laid by a fancy bird? An egg-stravagant egg.
62. Why did the ostrich egg feel left out? It couldn’t fit in the carton.
63. What do you call a clever egg? An egg-spert!
64. Why don’t penguins lay warm eggs? They prefer cool climates.
65. What did the rooster say to the egg? “Egg-cellent job!”

Random Egg Jokes

66. Why did the egg join the band? It had great beat.
67. What’s an egg’s favorite social media app? Egg-stagram.
68. Why did the egg bring a map? It wanted to find its shell-mate!
69. What do you call an egg on vacation? An egg-splorer.
70. What’s an egg’s favorite workout? Egg-stra push-ups.
71. Why was the egg so happy? It felt egg-static!
72. How do you compliment an egg? Tell it it’s egg-ceptional.
73. What do you call an egg comedian? A yolk-ster.
74. Why do eggs make terrible detectives? They always crack under pressure.
75. What’s an egg’s favorite board game? Egg-opoly!

Cracking More Egg Jokes

76. Why did the egg break up with its partner? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
77. What’s an egg’s favorite party game? Egg toss!
78. How do eggs stay organized? They keep everything shell-filed.
79. Why do eggs always get invited to parties? They’re the life of the scramble.
80. What’s an egg’s least favorite sport? Wrestling—it’s too cracking intense.
81. How do eggs say goodbye? “Shell we meet again?”
82. What’s an egg’s favorite advice? “Don’t crack under pressure!”
83. Why was the egg feeling stressed? It had too much on its shell.
84. What do eggs do on the weekend? They shell-ebrate!
85. What’s an egg’s favorite magical creature? A yolk-unicorn.

Final Egg Jokes

86. What’s an egg’s favorite hobby? Shell-carving.
87. Why do eggs love comedy? They love a good yolk!
88. What do you call an egg that plays the piano? An egg-stra talented musician.
89. Why did the egg sit in the fridge? It wanted to chill.
90. What’s an egg’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Shell that Could.”
91. How do eggs cheer each other up? They tell cracking jokes!
92. Why did the egg take up acting? It wanted to shell its talent.
93. What’s an egg’s favorite car? An egg-splorer SUV!
94. How do eggs apologize? They shell out an apology.
95. Why don’t eggs like bad jokes? They’re egg-spensive to crack up!
96. What’s an egg’s favorite pet? An egg-splorer puppy.
97. How do eggs keep their houses clean? They egg-spand their chores!
98. Why do eggs hate running? They’d rather shell out on the couch.
99. What do you call an egg that loves mysteries? An egg-vestigator.
100. How do eggs stay positive? They always look on the sunny side!

Wrapping Up

Pick the one that made you actually laugh and send it to whoever is most likely to groan, smile, and immediately send it to someone else. That chain reaction is the whole point of a good egg joke.