1. What’s an elf’s favorite type of candy?
Jolly ranchers!
2. What did the elf say to the reindeer?
“Don’t be so deer-meanor!”
3. What does an elf read every morning?
The “Holly-wood” Reporter!
4. What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich to give to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!
5. Why did the elf go to school?
To improve his “elf-ucation”!
6. What do elves use to make cookies?
“Elf” raising flour!
7. Why do elves have pointed shoes?
To point them in the right direction!
8. Why did the elf eat candles?
He wanted a light snack!
9. What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread!
10. Why do elves make good listeners?
Because they’re all ears!
11. Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
12. What did one elf say to the other during a snowstorm?
“Don’t freeze up on me!”
13. What do you call an elf who teaches you how to sing Christmas songs?
A jolly good fellow!
14. What do you call an elf who teaches you how to wrap presents?
A wrap-tor!
15. How do elves stay cool at the North Pole?
They stand under the mistle-fans!
16. How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
17. How do elves keep their spirits up at work?
Singing “wrap” songs!
18. Why do elves make great friends?
They’re always elf-less!
19. What’s an elf’s favorite type of weather?
When it’s snow laughing matter!
20. How do elves like their toast?
On the “light” side!
21. Why do elves love shopping?
For the holiday “sales”!
22. Why are elves so calm?
They know how to “elf” regulate their emotions!
23. Why did the elf put a clock in his sleigh?
He wanted to see time fly!
24. What do elves call their friends?
“Pointy-eared” pals!
25. What do you call an elf who wins an award?
Elf-tastic!
26. Why did the elf go to therapy?
He had low “elf” esteem!
27. Why don’t elves like fast food?
It’s not elfy enough!
28. How do elves greet each other at work?
“Have a productive day!”
29. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: one to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
30. Why don’t elves read novels?
They prefer short stories!
31. How do elves keep their skills sharp?
They always stay “pointy”!
32. What’s an elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
33. How do elves learn to do tricks?
From the “elf-help” books!
34. Why do elves have pointy ears?
So they can hear Santa better!
35. How do elves get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
They use the elf-vator!
36. What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies!
37. Why do elves never get cold?
Because of their natural “elf” insulation!
38. What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
North Pole-vaulting!
39. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
40. What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
41. Why was the elf so good at his job?
He knew where all the toys were shelfed!
42. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
43. How does an elf get to Santa’s workshop?
By icicle!
44. What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas!
45. Why are elves always wet?
They work at the North Pool!
46. Why did the elf quit his job at the toy factory?
He couldn’t take the pressure—it was elf-defeating!
47. How do elves answer their phones?
“North Pole. What’s your point?”
48. Why did the elf sit on the shelf?
Because he was a professional shelf-er!
49. What do you call an elf who’s really good at wrapping presents?
A gift-wrapped genius!
50. What’s an elf’s least favorite job?
Working the “naughty” list—it’s too disheartening!
51. What do elves use to make their beds?
Cookie sheets!
52. How do elves keep their hats on while working?
With Christmas clips!
53. What do elf mechanics work on?
Sleigh engines!
54. Why are elves so good at singing?
Because they hit the high notes!
55. Why are elves always checking their watches?
Because they have a lot of “wrap” time!
56. How do elves write messages?
With invisible ink from their elf-phones!
57. What’s an elf’s favorite holiday movie?
“Elf”!
58. Why don’t elves use pencils?
Because they can only use “pointy” things!
59. Why do elves make good secret agents?
They’re always in the “gnome”!
60. What do elves use to make hot chocolate?
Elf-ervescent tablets!
61. What’s an elf’s faabvorite type of street?
One that’s “paved” with holiday spirit!
62. What do elves do after school?
Their gnome-work!
63. How do elves cheer up Santa?
They tell him “Yule” be fine!
64. What’s an elf’s favorite cleaning tool?
The “dust” pan!
65. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
66. Why did the elf practice in the garden?
He wanted to “grow” his skills!
67. What’s an elf’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
The “elf-erris” wheel!
68. Why did the elf read books?
He wanted to reach new “shelfs”!
69. What did the elf say when he was tired of working?
“This job is elful!”
70. What did the elf say when he lost his tools?
“I have no elfin idea where they are!”
71. What do you call an elf who has won the lottery?
Welfy!
72. Why did the elf practice archery?
To have a bow-tiful Christmas!
73. Why don’t elves like fast food?
It’s not elfy enough!