1. You’re ripe for possession.
2. Are you vanishing?
3. No body does it better than you!
4. I wasn’t feeling supernatural.
5. You’re quite spine-chilling.
6. Ghost-manatee crossbreed.
7. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
8. Ripe for the haunting.
9. Keep it spooky and stay ghoul!
10. Ectoplasm + Haunting = Supernatural?
11. Spirits doing gymnastic splits.
12. I peel my spectral layers.
13. Midnight séance there.
14. Shadows love to dance.
15. Sheep love ghost-baaaa.
16. Woohoo! This cover creates some ghostly sparks.
17. That’s the spirit!
18. Phantom friends.
19. Let’s make no bones about it—you’re fantastic!
20. I’m floating great.
21. I am haunting for you.
22. She’s going poltergeist crazy.
23. Why was the ghost so calm? It had no body to worry about.
24. You’re such a friendly boo.
25. Haunt-na-na-na Batman!
26. Graveyard called in sick.
27. You’re boo-tiful, inside and out.
28. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend!
29. Boo your best—it’s all that matters.
30. I peel it in my ghostly heart.
31. Why did the ghost need a haircut?
32. I can’t phantom why anyone wouldn’t like you.
33. No worries, that’s a one-spirit problem.
34. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
35. Let’s have a fang-tastic time tonight.
36. This joke is grave, but I’ll allow it.
37. What do you call a ghost who loves to ski? A powder phantom!
38. I peel so transparent.
39. This place is fright at home.
40. You’re ghoul-ing to love this joke.
41. This pun game is hauntingly good.
42. Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his boo-dy!
43. Ghosts make the best friends—they never flake!
44. I ghost so crazy every time I see you!
45. I can feel it in my ethereal bones.
46. How do ghosts like their eggs? Terror-fried!
47. That’s not scary enough.
48. How do ghosts send their letters? By ghost mail!
49. You give me ghost bumps!
50. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
51. I’m spirit-ed away by your charm.
52. Stop ghosting me—I miss your presence!
53. Why do ghosts love puns? They’re so pun-omenal.
54. Translucent and spooky.
55. Cobwebs never get lonely.
56. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
57. I find you very otherworldly.
58. Drive me midnight blue.
59. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Ghost toasties!
60. What do ghosts wear when it’s raining? Boo-ts!
61. After hearing your joke, I’m disappearing better.
62. Superhero supernatural travelers.
63. Have a fa-boo-lous day!
64. I find you very ethereal.
65. I’m trying to get the spirit.
66. You make me feel ghoul-tastic!
67. How do ghosts handle bad breath? They use boo-therine!