67 Hilarious Ghost Puns to Make Your Spirit Soar

1. You’re ripe for possession.

2. Are you vanishing?

3. No body does it better than you!

4. I wasn’t feeling supernatural.

5. You’re quite spine-chilling.

6. Ghost-manatee crossbreed.

7. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!

8. Ripe for the haunting.

9. Keep it spooky and stay ghoul!

10. Ectoplasm + Haunting = Supernatural?

11. Spirits doing gymnastic splits.

12. I peel my spectral layers.

13. Midnight séance there.

14. Shadows love to dance.

15. Sheep love ghost-baaaa.

16. Woohoo! This cover creates some ghostly sparks.

17. That’s the spirit!

18. Phantom friends.

19. Let’s make no bones about it—you’re fantastic!

20. I’m floating great.

21. I am haunting for you.

22. She’s going poltergeist crazy.

23. Why was the ghost so calm? It had no body to worry about.

24. You’re such a friendly boo.

25. Haunt-na-na-na Batman!

26. Graveyard called in sick.

27. You’re boo-tiful, inside and out.

28. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend!

29. Boo your best—it’s all that matters.

30. I peel it in my ghostly heart.

31. Why did the ghost need a haircut?

32. I can’t phantom why anyone wouldn’t like you.

33. No worries, that’s a one-spirit problem.

34. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

35. Let’s have a fang-tastic time tonight.

36. This joke is grave, but I’ll allow it.

37. What do you call a ghost who loves to ski? A powder phantom!

38. I peel so transparent.

39. This place is fright at home.

40. You’re ghoul-ing to love this joke.

41. This pun game is hauntingly good.

42. Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his boo-dy!

43. Ghosts make the best friends—they never flake!

44. I ghost so crazy every time I see you!

45. I can feel it in my ethereal bones.

46. How do ghosts like their eggs? Terror-fried!

47. That’s not scary enough.

48. How do ghosts send their letters? By ghost mail!

49. You give me ghost bumps!

50. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!

51. I’m spirit-ed away by your charm.

52. Stop ghosting me—I miss your presence!

53. Why do ghosts love puns? They’re so pun-omenal.

54. Translucent and spooky.

55. Cobwebs never get lonely.

56. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!

57. I find you very otherworldly.

58. Drive me midnight blue.

59. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Ghost toasties!

60. What do ghosts wear when it’s raining? Boo-ts!

61. After hearing your joke, I’m disappearing better.

62. Superhero supernatural travelers.

63. Have a fa-boo-lous day!

64. I find you very ethereal.

65. I’m trying to get the spirit.

66. You make me feel ghoul-tastic!

67. How do ghosts handle bad breath? They use boo-therine!

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