83 Hippo Puns That Will Make You Belly Laugh

1. I’m totally hippo-notized by you.

2. Just go with the hippo-flow.

3. It’s a hippo thing, you wouldn’t understand.

4. Just hippo-hovering around.

5. Can’t stand the hippo-cracy.

6. I’m not lion, I’m more of a hippo.

7. That was a hippo of a different color.

8. Feeling the hippo-heat.

9. Watch out, I’m on a hippo-roll!

10. Keep it hippo-chill.

11. Hippo-say, hippo-do.

12. Caught in a hippo-critical storm.

13. Welcome to the hippodrome.

14. Let’s take things at a hippo’s pace.

15. Dance like a hippo’s watching.

16. Be the hippo you wish to see in the world.

17. I’m not fat, I’m just hippo-sized.

18. Let’s hippo-thize for a moment.

19. Let’s make this party hippo-n-hop.

20. That’s a load of hippo!

21. Take a wild hippo-guess.

22. I’m in my hippo-zone.

23. Stuck in a hippo-critical situation.

24. The best is yet to hippo-come.

25. Let’s put the hippo in hippo-chic.

26. Let’s address the hippo in the room.

27. I’m hippo to your jive.

28. Wading into hippo waters.

29. Hippo-birthday to you!

30. Hip-hippo-ray for today!

31. Hippo birdie to you!

32. Hippo-hug to you.

33. Every day I’m hippling.

34. Each day is a gift—that’s why it’s called the hippo-present.

35. This room has hippo-tential.

36. A sprinkle of hippo-dust.

37. Hippo-lighting our day.

38. That’s quite hippo-thetical.

39. It’s a hippo kind of day.

40. It’s hippo-critical to assume.

41. Hippo-naut exploring the wild.

42. Don’t hippo-size me up too soon!

43. Make it a hippo-happy day.

44. Nothing can trample our friendship.

45. You’re a real hippo-crite.

46. Let’s get this hippo on the road!

47. Always the hippopotamus, never the hippopota-less.

48. Having a hippo-luxe day!

49. Just a young hippo-hopper.

50. Hippo-tastic performance!

51. Let’s not tip-toe, let’s hippo-toe!

52. Living large and in charge like a hippo.

53. A hippo in sheep’s clothing.

54. Let’s hippo-thetically speak.

55. You’re hippo-litefully cute.

56. Wishing you a hippo-filled day.

57. A hippo’s work is never done.

58. You’re hippo-tizing me!

59. Always time for a hippo-snack.

60. Feeling hippo-static!

61. Hippo camp is in session!

62. You’re the hip-est of them all.

63. You are hippo-tastic!

64. Nothing but blue skies and hippos.

65. Let’s give them something to hippo-talk about.

66. Let’s have a hippo-hooray moment.

67. Join the hippo-camp.

68. Time to hippo-tize the crowd.

69. Keep things hippo-lite and breezy.

70. Hippo-lly ever after.

71. Feeling like a happy hippo.

72. In a bit of a hippo-jam.

73. You make my heart do hippo-flips.

74. Hippo-mazing!

75. Love you a hippo-ton.

76. Totally hippo-stentatious.

77. What a hippo-critical statement!

78. Nothing here but us hippos.

79. Having a hippo-rrific day!

80. Hippo-thetically speaking, of course.

81. This place is a hippo-haven.

82. Hippo to be square.

83. Keep your friends close and your hippos closer.

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