1. Why do ice creams make good detectives?

They always have a scoop, and they know how to break the ice.

2. Why was the ice cream so good at soccer?

It knew how to kick and swirl.

3. What do you call a cup of ice cream that plays the drums?

A bangin’ sundae.

4. Why did the ice cream join the navy?

To become an admiral of the fleet, from sea-salt caramel command!

5. Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open in a room full of ice cream.

6. How do ice creams keep up with what’s happening?

They follow the scoops.

7. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the middle?

A twist and shout!

8. What’s an ice cream’s least favorite day?

Sundae, because it always gets eaten.

9. What happens when you invite ice cream to a party?

It brings a lot of flavor!

10. How do you make an ice cream sandwich?

With a layer of internet cookies.

11. What did one ice cream say to the other at the party?

“Let’s gelato-together!”

12. What did the ice cream say to the sad cone?

“Don’t waffle now!”

13. Why was the ice cream so good at hockey?

He was the king of the ice.

14. Why are ice creams never invited to summer parties?

They always try to steal the spotlight and melt under pressure.

15. Why are ice cream cones great musicians?

They have a good lick and a great scoop.

16. Why did the ice cream check its watch?

Because it was whipped and time was running out!

17. Why do ice creams love winter?

They can chill outside without a worry.

18. What’s a basketball player’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Dunkin’ Donut.

19. How do ice creams get to the hospital?

In an ice cream-van.

20. What do you call ice cream from outer space?

An astro-nomical delight.

21. Why was the ice cream so humble?

Because it always had a scoop of simplicity.

22. What did the ice cream say in its retirement speech?

“I’ve had a scoopful career.”

23. What did the ice cream say at the start of the race?

“Let’s churn up some speed!”

24. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?

“What’s the scoop?”

25. How does ice cream hear?

Through its cone.

26. What do you call a lonely ice cream?

Des-serted.

27. What do you call a motivational ice cream?

An ins-pirational.

28. What do you call a group of ice creams that play in a band?

Scoop Dogg and the Rocky Road Band.

29. How do you know if an ice cream is rich?

It has a lot of cones and cash.

30. What do you get if you cross an ice cream with a rabbit?

A cold hare ball.

31. Why did the ice cream stop reading the news?

Too many meltdown stories.

32. What did the ice cream say during its motivational speech?

“Keep cool and carry on scooping!”

33. What do you call an ice cream cone on a skateboard?

Meals on wheels.

34. What did the sad ice cream say?

“I’m feeling a bit soft serve today.”

35. What do you call an ice cream cone with ears?

Anything you want—it can’t hear you.

36. Why did the ice cream cone stop playing the piano?

It couldn’t handle the rocky road pieces.

37. What do ice creams use to browse the web?

Cookies and cache.

38. Why did the ice cream go to school?

To become a sundae school teacher.

39. How do astronauts eat their ice cream?

In floats!

40. What’s an ice cream’s favorite dance move?

The twirl.

41. What’s a traffic light’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Stop-sign strawberry.

42. Why are ice creams never alone?

Because they come in pints.

43. What’s an ice cream’s favorite motto?

Life’s short, eat dessert first.

44. Why did the ice cream write a memoir?

Because it had a lot of layers to its life.

45. Why did the ice cream get so many likes on social media?

It was a flavor-ite.

46. Why did the ice cream write a business plan?

It wanted to build an empire one scoop at a time.

47. What does ice cream do when it loses electricity?

It melts down.

48. What do you call a spy who likes ice cream?

James Cream.

49. What’s an ice cream’s favorite weather?

A swirl of mist.

50. Why don’t ice creams ever brawl?

They prefer a soft serve approach.

51. What do you call a fashionable ice cream?

A smooth-ie operator.

52. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?

“What’s eating you?”

53. Why did the ice cream start a gardening blog?

To share tips on growing mint and sprinkling new seeds.

54. Why did the ice cream take a break?

Because it was on the verge of a meltdown.

55. Why are ice cream cones great employees?

They’re never licked!

56. What do you call ice cream that doesn’t love you back?

Un-cone-ditional love.

57. What’s an ice cream’s favorite part of a newspaper?

The sundae comics.

58. Why do ice cream cones make good journalists?

They always get the scoop.

59. What is a New Yorker’s favorite ice cream?

Anything as long as it’s in a cone-y Island.

60. Why don’t ice creams like summer?

They keep getting sun-licked.

61. Why don’t ice creams work in high heat?

They can’t handle the stress and melt down.

62. Why did the ice cream write a book?

It had some cool stories to tell.

63. Why do ice creams hate jokes?

They can’t stand being cracked up.

64. Why do ice creams love the past?

They’re big fans of nostalgia and sprinkles of history.

65. Why do ice cream cones always carry a map?

They don’t want to get lost on the rocky road.

66. Why did the ice cream start a blog?

To share the scoops.

67. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing and the ice cream scooping!

68. What’s an ice cream’s favorite karaoke song?

“Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice.

69. Why did the ice cream van break down?

It lost its cool.

70. What’s an ice cream’s favorite TV show?

Game of Cones.

71. What do you call a philosophical ice cream?

A cone-templator.

72. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Ice cream!

73. How does ice cream meditate?

By staying chill and ignoring the waffle.

74. What do you call an ice cream who is a superhero?

Captain Americone.

75. Why do ice cream cones make terrible secret agents?

They always spill the beans and the sprinkles.

76. What’s a ghost’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Boo-berry!

77. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?

To get a little culture — but the ice cream had the coolest exhibits!

78. Why did everyone want the ice cream at their party?

Because it was cool and sweet.

79. Why are ice creams bad at tennis?

They always get served.

80. What kind of dog can make ice cream?

A sundae retriever.

81. Why did the ice cream take acting classes?

It wanted to get the scoop on how to play cool.

82. Why did the ice cream get a ticket?

It was chilling in a no-parking sundae zone.

83. What do ice creams do at meetings?

They break the ice.

84. Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

85. Why did the ice cream go to therapy?

It had meltdowns.