Most drinks don’t get their own jokes. This one does.
It’s in every fridge, every brunch spread, every “we’re being healthy this week” grocery run. Orange juice at breakfast, green juice when you’re pretending to reset, apple juice for the kids, lemonade the second it gets warm outside. Juice is everywhere and nobody ever thinks to make it funny.
Until now.
What You Can Do With These
Posting a smoothie bowl or a fresh juice photo and “starting the day right” isn’t cutting it as a caption? Grab one here.
Running a juice bar or wellness account and want your posts to actually have personality? This list works for that.
Sending something to a friend who’s been on a juice cleanse and definitely needs to laugh about it? Right here.
Or just use one as a random text. Juice puns are unexpected in the best way, and unexpected is always funnier.
Funny Juice Puns
1. Peelin’ good.
2. Lemon-aid your thirst.
3. Go with the flow – juice flow.
4. That’s one fine-apple drink!
5. Berry interesting.
6. Are you kiwi-ing me?
7. Juice be yourself.
8. Juicy gossip.
9. You’re one in a melon!
10. Orange you glad it’s juice?
11. Be berry prepared.
12. Berry me in juice.
13. Juice add water.
14. Lemon tell you about it.
15. Kale yeah!
16. Water-melon you doing later?
17. Don’t worry, beet happy.
18. Totally juice-d up!
19. Juice know how to make me smile.
20. Fruit-tastic!
21. Berry good vibes only.
22. Squeeze the day!
23. Keep calm and carrot on.
24. Pulp up the jam.
25. Juice got me going.
26. Citrus got real.
27. Apple-y ever after.
28. Getting to the core of the matter.
29. Mint to juice you.
30. Life’s a peach.
31. It’s an orange world.
32. Juice be vibing.
33. Pulp-fiction.
34. Grape minds think alike.
35. Let’s give ‘em something to talk about.
36. Let the good times roll.
37. Berry blast from the past.
38. Put the lime in the coconut.
39. Lime yours forever.
40. Stay juiced.
41. Lettuce turnip the beet.
42. Orange you a cutie.
43. Don’t bottle up your feelings, just juice them.
44. Juice got it going on.
45. That hits the juice spot.
46. We make a pear-fect pair.
47. Time to kale it.
48. Juice the right thing.
49. Peach and love.
50. Juice-t a minute!
51. Juice got the power.
52. Juice look marvelous.
53. Juicy details.
54. A-peeling to my taste buds.
55. Juice can’t compare.
56. Berry your worries.
57. Feeling grape-ful.
58. We’re mint to be.
59. Juice relax!
60. Keep your gin up and your juice high.
61. Make grape choices.
62. One in a melon.
63. Is it juice me or is it hot in here?
64. Fruit and juice, living spruce.
65. Just peachy.
66. I’m just peachy!
67. Main squeeze.
68. Orange you excited?
69. Don’t kale my vibe.
70. Feeling grape today!
71. Orange is the new blackberry.
72. It’s time to turnip and juice!
73. Cherry much in love.
74. Having a grape day!
75. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
76. Juice cleanse your soul.
77. You’re the zest!
That’s All
If one of them made you actually laugh, send it to someone right now while you’re still thinking about it. That’s when it lands best.