You already know how this goes.
Someone says “knock knock” and no matter how old you are, you answer. Every single time. There’s something about the format that just works. It pulls you in before you even know what’s coming, and half the fun is the half-second before the punchline where you’re already bracing yourself.
These 100 are the ones actually worth saying out loud.
You’re Going to Need These
Got a kid in your life who thinks they’re funnier than you? Challenge accepted. Grab a few from here and go.
Want to break the ice with someone new and need something that can’t go wrong? A knock-knock joke is the safest bet in any room.
Looking for something to send in the family group chat that even your aunt will laugh at? Right here.
These also work for school, road trips, awkward silences, and any moment where someone needs to lighten up a little.
Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter you believe I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I’m just here to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “Moo!”
Sweet and Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is open for you anytime! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be more than friends! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to tell you how amazing you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to go out sometime?
Cute Food-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ’bout how great you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we met? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter watch out, you’re stealing my heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average person, that’s for sure!
Cheesy and Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska you out on a date! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to be this cute? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one loves making you smile like I do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags if we’re going on an adventure together!
Knock-Knock Jokes With a Twist
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go out for coffee sometime? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless—but you’re not! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the cutest person I’ve ever seen! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine, maybe?
Funny Animal-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always think you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher someone like you—it’s worth it! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me for a date sometime? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m falling for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-ly think you’re awesome!
More Cheesy and Adorable Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you didn’t know, you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry glad to have met you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer—I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you like my jokes!
Even More Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen over here, I want to talk to you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess the person you’ve been looking for! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie chance I can make you smile today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me away with your charm!
Flirty and Sweet Knock-Knock Jokes (Continued)
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie you be mine? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana think you’re adorable! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor-made for each other, don’t you think? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah better person to spend time with than you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma thinking about you all day!
Playful and Cute Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly want to see you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have a chance together? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be my date this weekend? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finn.
Finn who?
Finn-ally got the courage to tell you I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they laughin’!
Adorable and Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d rather have your love than cash! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby glad you’re in my life! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie time I see you, my heart skips a beat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry glad we met! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colby.
Colby who?
Colby yours if you want me!
Silly and Lighthearted Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete’s sake, give me a chance! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more chance to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I take you out for dinner? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just me, trying to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and smile already!
Funny Knock-Knock Jokes With Sweet Punchlines
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva crush on you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys I met you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s jokes are just for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s blushing now!
Romantic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess wondering if you’ll say yes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’re ready for some fun with me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nellie.
Nellie who?
Nellie you know how much I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mindy.
Mindy who?
Mindy if I sit here with you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan I try, I can’t stop thinking about you!
Cheerful Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-ways love seeing you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tommy.
Tommy who?
Tommy how to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Layla.
Layla who?
Layla me down with your charm! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me, maybe? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy got a huge crush on you!
Endearing Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emmy.
Emmy who?
Emmy so lucky to know you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bailey.
Bailey who?
Bailey even know how amazing you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie can’t stop smiling when I’m with you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zane.
Zane who?
Zane thing I love about you? Everything! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy too much to hope you like me too?
Playful Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how adorable you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reese.
Reese who?
Reese-pectfully, I think you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Casey.
Casey who?
Casey you soon for a date? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tessa.
Tessa who?
Tessa the season for liking you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella my heart skips when I see you!
Last Sweet 15 Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sophie.
Sophie who?
Sophie-tedly, I like you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy thought of you makes me smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sky.
Sky who?
Sky’s the limit with you around! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bree.
Bree who?
Bree-take my breath away! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jolly.
Jolly who?
Jolly think you’re the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carey.
Carey who?
Carey your heart? I’ll do my best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty cake, patty cake, you’re the one I adore! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamie.
Jamie who?
Jamie a second, I’m falling for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ally.
Ally who?
Ally need is your smile to brighten my day. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly me how to stop liking you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts? I hope they’re about me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash you out for a date! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leigh.
Leigh who?
Leigh me breathless with your smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tony.
Tony who?
Tony one for me is you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vida.
Vida who?
Vida love for you grows every day!
Go On Then
Find the one that made you actually smile and send it to someone tonight. Knock-knock jokes are one of those things that are always better when you share them.