1. An octopus with a broken watch is lost in time!
2. Suck it up—it’s going to be fine!
3. A tentacle’s significant other.
4. You’re ink-credible!
5. Sheep love octopus-baaaa.
6. I am swimming for you.
7. How do you catch an octopus? With a net of tentacles!
8. Coral reef called in sick.
9. What’s an octopus’s favorite game? Squid and seek!
10. Let’s tentacuddle and watch a movie!
11. I’m trying to get the sea.
12. Woohoo! This cover creates some ink clouds.
13. You’re so tentacool!
14. Let’s make a splash together!
15. You can feel it in your marine bones.
16. You reef me?
17. Don’t be so ink-ensitive!
18. After hearing your joke, I’m swimming better.
19. Octopus-ibly the best day ever!
20. Feeling squidsy about that joke?
21. Keep calm and kraken on.
22. What do you call an octopus that tells jokes? A pun-tapus!
23. Octopuses go out swimming.
24. Why did the octopus get kicked out of school? For ink-appropriate behavior!
25. Ink clouds never get lonely.
26. You’re looking sharp, like an ink pen!
27. This is eight times better than expected.
28. I’m just tentacle-ing with excitement!
29. Eight arms, no harm!
30. Octopuses are great spies; they always keep an eight on things!
31. Let’s ink positive thoughts today.
32. I find you very slippery.
33. Let’s have an ink-credible time together!
34. Soft or spiky?
35. I peel my ocean arms.
36. An octopus wearing glasses is ink-redibly smart!
37. I tried to teach my octopus friend to dance, but he had too many left feet!
38. Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the sea.
39. Why did the octopus need a haircut?
40. I’m feeling tentacly today!
41. I’m feeling eight-tastic today!
42. Don’t leave me hanging by a tentacle!
43. Shell we have another laugh?
44. You octopi my heart!
45. It’s a tentacle-evision takeover!
46. Tentacles doing gymnastic splits.
47. I’m swimming about you.
48. I’m having an octo-pus-y day; can’t seem to get anything done!
49. Superhero marine travelers.
50. I peel so marine.
51. Stop being such a tentacloud of gloom!
52. Sucker-punched and marine.
53. Waves love to dance.
54. Why do octopuses use sunscreen?
55. Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide!
56. What’s an octopus’s favorite holiday? Inktmas!
57. World’s nest salty treat.
58. Why did the chef hire an octopus? For its multi-tasking skills in the kitchen!
59. You’ve got eight reasons to smile.
60. You’ve got me reeled in!
61. Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
62. Squid’s out for summer!
63. What school do sea creatures attend?
64. I’m a sucker for a good octopus joke.
65. Thanks a tentacle.
66. Octopi my heart, why don’t you?
67. You’re octopi-ing all my thoughts!