1. I’m not here to fit into your world, I’m here to make my own.

2. Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.

3. Sorry not sorry.

4. My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

5. Her silence is her scream.

6. I don’t sugarcoat shit. I’m not Willy Wonka.

7. Read it again and think.

8. Shade thrown like confetti.

9. Shade queen at your service.

10. I’m not throwing shade, I overshadow.

11. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

12. Life goes on, with or without you.

13. I don’t hold grudges, you just become irrelevant.

14. Reality called, so I hung up.

15. A sass a day keeps the basics away.

16. If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

17. Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.

18. You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

19. Some call it arrogant, I call it confident.

20. No response is a response. And it’s a powerful one.

21. I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.

22. Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

23. You are not pizza. Not everyone will love you.

24. Oh honey, you can’t break a broken heart.

25. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

26. Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

27. Why chase you when I’m the catch?

28. If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the class.

29. I have heels higher than your standards.

30. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

31. Living my life in my style.

32. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

33. Throwing shade like it’s sunny.

34. Why blend in when you were born to stand out?

35. I’m classic, you’re plastic.

36. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest of them all?

37. An original is always worth more than a copy.

38. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.

39. Role model? No, I’m a model that plays the role.

40. Cool for the summer.

41. They say good things take time… that’s why I’m always late.

42. Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.

43. Not heartless, just using my heart less.

44. I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day.

45. I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.

46. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.

47. I’m not special, I’m a limited edition.

48. I’d explain it to you but I left my crayons at home.

49. Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.

50. I’d rather steal your dessert than your boyfriend.

51. If you’re gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

52. I’m visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

53. Too glam to give a damn.

54. Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

55. Shady days and sunny rays.

56. Born to express, not to impress.

57. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

58. Slaying these lies one truth at a time.

59. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with a manual.

60. You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

61. Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.

62. I keep my head held high and my middle finger higher.

63. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

64. Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.

65. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

66. Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.

67. I’m not throwing shade, I’m just blocking the bullshit.

68. If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would’ve watched your stories.

69. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

70. Throwing shade like a sunny day.

71. Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

72. Sometimes the King is a woman.

73. On my worst behavior.

74. I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.

75. You can’t compete where you can’t compare.

76. I’m the view you can’t afford.

77. I’ll let you think about that.

78. Don’t stand too close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.

79. Some mysteries are better left unsolved.

80. No pen or paper, but I still draw attention.

81. Queen of not caring.

82. 50 Shades of Slay.

83. Shade so real, it’s palpable.

84. I’m not a snack, I’m a free buffet.

85. Not everyone matters.

86. Prove them wrong.

87. Zero fucks given.

88. The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be.

89. Too lit to quit.

90. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

91. Keep your head, heels, and standards high.

92. I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.

93. You were relevant. Past tense.

94. Less perfection, more authenticity.

95. Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.

96. They say good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

97. Not every clown is in the circus.