Water is everywhere, does everything, and takes whatever shape you put it in.

Rain on a Sunday morning. A glass you forgot to drink. A swimming pool on the hottest day of the year. The ocean when you finally get there. Ice in a drink you ordered at the exact right moment. Water shows up in every mood and every season. The puns have kept pace.

Sixty-three of the best ones are right here.

When to Use These

Got a beach or pool photo that deserves more than just a location tag?

Making a card for someone who loves the water, lives near it, or works on it?

Running a hydration brand, a swim school, a water sports page, or just a feed that lives near the ocean?

Want to text your friend something that makes them laugh and then immediately think about swimming?

Scroll down, find your one, and go.

Water Puns

1. I’m shore you’ll love this one.

2. Midnight splash there.

3. After hearing your joke, I’m melting better.

4. That’s deep—I’m swimming in my thoughts.

5. No worries, that’s a one-drop problem.

6. A stream’s significant other.

7. This joke really makes me want to sea more.

8. Thanks a droplet.

9. Drive me ocean blue.

10. What did one waterfall say to another waterfall? “You rock!”

11. Keep calm and float on.

12. I’m soaking in all the good vibes here.

13. Where do oceans store their money? In a river bank!

14. I’m hydro-powered to tackle the day!

15. I’m flowing about you.

16. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather.

17. I peel so hydrated.

18. Liquid breads.

19. This is liquid gold—don’t waste it!

20. Water under the bridge—no hard feelings.

21. Superhero liquid travelers.

22. I peel it in my watery heart.

23. You’re such a drip—but in the best way!

24. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

25. You can feel it in your bones.

26. A little pug in a water costume.

27. I can feel it in my bones.

28. You’re the fountain of my happiness.

29. I’m feeling a bit drained today!

30. Woohoo! This cover creates some ripples.

31. What did one wave say to another wave at the beach? “Catch you later!”

32. What do you call a spy left to drown? Pond. James Pond.

33. I’m feeling a bit drained—it’s been a long day.

34. Don’t be salty, stay hydrated!

35. I find you very aquatic.

36. Let’s dive right into these puns!

37. This is the aqua-tastic moment I’ve been waiting for.

38. Splash-na-na-na Batman!

39. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

40. Why did the water need a haircut?

41. Soft or torrential?

42. Pick of the puddle.

43. Are you flooding?

44. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

45. Stop acting like a fish out of water.

46. Waves love to dance.

47. Why did the raindrop ask the other raindrop out? “Water you doing tonight?”

48. You’re quite refreshing.

49. Water is life, and I’m living for it!

50. Water you doing later? Let’s hang out!

51. Why do rivers never get lost? They always follow their current!

52. We’re current-ly making a splash.

53. I can’t fathom how amazing you are.

54. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved!

55. Water you doing?

56. Water goes out submarining.

57. You’re shore-ly the best.

58. A bunny splash rabbit.

59. Why do raindrops use sunscreen?

60. Hydrogen + Oxygen = Delicious?

61. Sheep love water-baaaa.

62. What’s a water’s favorite exercise? Aqua aerobics!

63. Don’t go overboard with the compliments.

Wrapping Up

Send one today. To the person you swim with, hike near water with, or the one who sends you rain pictures because they know you like them too.