1. What’s the weirdest thing you’d create if you were an inventor?

2. Do you have a favorite weird tradition or superstition?

3. Would you rather sweat glitter or cry confetti?

4. Have you ever laughed so hard you snorted something out of your nose? What was it?

5. Would you rather fight a robot or an alien?

6. What’s the weirdest snack you’ve eaten at 3 a.m.?

7. If you could grow one body part longer, what would it be?

8. If you could have a statue of yourself in any pose, what would it be?

9. Have you ever had a weird nickname? What was it?

10. Would you rather live underwater or in outer space?

11. If you could have one useless superpower, what would it be?

12. Have you ever accidentally called someone by the wrong name?

13. If you could be any kitchen utensil, which one would you be and why?

14. Would you rather have a nose that grows every time you lie or ears that wiggle every time you’re nervous?

15. Do you believe plants have feelings?

16. Are you more of a socks-and-sandals kind of guy or barefoot all the way?

17. What’s your go-to weird excuse to get out of plans?

18. If animals could give reviews about humans, what would they say about you?

19. Would you rather hiccup forever or sneeze every five minutes?

20. Would you rather live in a world where everyone whispers or shouts?

21. What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever tried?

22. If animals had jobs, what would a giraffe be best at?

23. If you could erase one invention from history, what would it be?

24. If you could only drink one beverage forever, what would it be?

25. What’s the weirdest thing you’d buy if you won the lottery?

26. What’s your guilty-pleasure junk food combo?

27. Would you rather have a pet lion or a pet kangaroo?

28. If you could erase one sound from the world forever, what would it be?

29. If clouds were edible, what flavor would you want them to be?

30. If you could ban one song from existence, what would it be?

31. What’s the wildest invention you can think of?

32. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

33. If you were in charge of naming colors, what would you call your favorite color?

34. What would you do if you were stuck in a zombie apocalypse?

35. What’s the most unusual app on your phone?

36. What’s your weirdest habit that nobody knows about?

37. Do you think robots will ever have emotions?

38. What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever said to someone?

39. If you were a food, what would you be and why?

40. If you were suddenly invisible, where’s the first place you’d go?

41. What’s your favorite smell that others might find strange?

42. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?

43. Do you ever smell your own socks?

44. Would you rather always whisper or always shout when you talk?

45. If you could shrink anything and carry it in your pocket, what would it be?

46. What would you do if you woke up 200 years in the past?

47. If you could only eat one color of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

48. What’s the weirdest smell you actually like?

49. If your life were a musical, what would the title be?

50. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in public?

51. If you could control the weather, what’s the most bizarre thing you’d make it do?

52. What’s your go-to karaoke song, even if you can’t sing?

53. What’s one thing you’d do if there were no consequences for 24 hours?

54. What’s your favorite childhood snack that no one else likes?

55. If your hands could only do one specific task forever, what would you choose?

56. What’s your favorite “so bad it’s good” movie?

57. If you could only communicate through one sound, what would it be?

58. If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?

59. If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?

60. Have you ever waved at someone who wasn’t actually waving at you?

61. If you could teleport anywhere, where’s the first random place you’d go?

62. What’s the most unusual compliment someone’s given you?

63. What’s the strangest compliment you’ve ever received?

64. If drinks had personalities, what would coffee be like?

65. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever ordered online?

66. What would the world be like if everyone had to sing instead of talk?

67. Toilet paper: over or under?

68. If you could taste colors, what would your favorite color taste like?

69. What’s a phrase you say too often?

70. Would you rather live in a world with no internet or no music?

71. What’s your favorite thing to eat at midnight?

72. If you had to rename the days of the week, what would you call them?

73. Do you think animals think humans are weird?

74. Do you eat the crust on your sandwiches?

75. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever said in public?

76. If you had to swap lives with an animal for a week, which one would you pick?

77. Have you ever accidentally stolen something? What was it?

78. Would you rather have a third arm or a third leg?

79. What’s your best impression of a dog barking?

80. If you could be invisible for a day, what’s the first thing you’d do?

81. What’s the first thing you’d do if you turned invisible?

82. What’s your guilty pleasure TV show or movie?

83. If you could rename yourself, what name would you choose?

84. What would happen if gravity suddenly stopped working for an hour?

85. What’s your favorite weird combination of foods?

86. Do you think cats secretly judge humans?

87. If you had to eat one weird food combination for the rest of your life, what would it be?

88. If you could swap places with one celebrity for a day, who would it be?

89. What’s the most random thing you’ve ever done on impulse?

90. What’s the weirdest app on your phone?

91. What’s a word that always makes you laugh?

92. What’s your most awkward bathroom story?

93. If you could be famous for something ridiculous, what would it be?

94. If you could add one new sense to your body, what would it be?

95. If you could talk to one type of animal, which one would it be?

96. Do you prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

97. Have you ever tripped over nothing? Where were you?

98. What’s a weird dream you still remember vividly?

99. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, what would it be?

100. What’s one conspiracy theory you secretly believe might be true?

101. If you had to pick one weird smell to follow you everywhere, what would it be?

102. Do you sleep with socks on or off? Why?

103. If money didn’t exist, what would you do all day?

104. Have you ever been caught singing or dancing alone?

105. What’s the weirdest noise you can make?

106. If you could create a new planet, what would you name it?

107. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been caught doing?

108. If your life had a narrator, who would it be?

109. Have you ever been caught talking to yourself?

110. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever argued about with someone?

111. What would your evil villain name be?

112. Do you think fish ever get thirsty?

113. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?

114. If you could control one law of nature, what would it be?

115. Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

116. What’s the strangest thing you’ve done for fun?

117. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done on a dare?

118. What’s the dumbest lie you’ve ever told to get out of something?

119. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

120. What would you do if you woke up as the opposite gender?

121. What’s the most random thing you’ve ever memorized?

122. If you could switch lives with any animal, which one would it be?

123. What’s a childhood habit you still have?

124. If you could write a rule for the universe, what would it be?

125. What’s a talent you have that you never show anyone?

126. Have you ever eaten food that fell on the floor? What was your time limit?

127. What’s the weirdest job you think you’d be good at?

128. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever Googled?

129. If you had to dye your hair a wild color, what would it be?

130. Do you have a go-to dance move? Show it!

131. Have you ever tried to learn a skill just because it looked cool?

132. Would you rather have a talking dog or a flying car?

133. Do you ever make up songs about random things you’re doing?

134. What’s the most bizarre nickname you’ve ever had?

135. If you could make up a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

136. What’s your favorite useless fact?

137. Have you ever eaten something that wasn’t food just to see what it tasted like?

138. What’s a memory that makes you laugh every time you think of it?

139. Would you rather have a talking pet or a talking car?

140. What’s the most random thing you’ve ever collected?

141. Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person?

142. What would happen if humans laid eggs instead of having babies?

143. Would you rather always smell like garlic or onions?

144. Would you rather hiccup every time you laugh or sneeze every time you blink?

145. What would you do if you found a suitcase full of cheese?

146. Would you rather have a tail or wings?

147. Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a golf ball?

148. What’s a conspiracy theory you secretly believe in?

149. What’s your favorite meme of all time?

150. What’s your favorite weird hobby that you don’t talk about?

151. If you could live in any time period, which one would it be?

152. What’s the grossest food combination you secretly enjoy?

153. Do you think crocs are cool, or are they a crime against fashion?

154. What would your dream haunted house include?

155. What would your dream house look like if there were no rules?

156. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without showering?

157. What’s the funniest animal you’ve ever seen in person?

158. Do you have a favorite useless fact?

159. Do you think ghosts get bored haunting the same place?

160. Do you think aliens think humans are weird?

161. If you had to name a pet something absurd, what would it be?

162. Would you rather never be able to lie or always have to lie?

163. What’s your idea for the most absurd movie plot ever?

164. What’s the most absurd rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself?

165. What’s your weirdest habit?

166. If you could invent a new holiday, what would it be?

167. What’s the weirdest outfit you’ve ever worn?

168. If you could live in any cartoon, which one would it be?

169. If you could make any inanimate object talk, which one would it be, and why?

170. Would you rather never shower or never brush your teeth?

171. What’s the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

172. What’s the most cringe-worthy text you’ve ever sent?

173. Do you think parallel universes exist?

174. What’s your most irrational fear?

175. If you could design your own theme park, what would it have?

176. Imagine you could only live in one decade from history. Which one would it be?

177. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled at 2 a.m.?

178. What’s your favorite insult that isn’t actually insulting?

179. If you could switch lives with a bird for a day, which bird would it be?

180. What’s your favorite way to procrastinate?

181. If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?

182. Do you think we all secretly live in a simulation?

183. What’s the most underrated condiment?

184. Would you rather be able to read minds or control them?

185. Do you think dreams have secret messages?

186. If you could only wear one color forever, what would it be?

187. Do you think aliens have pets?

188. If your life had a theme song, what would it be?

189. If you could be any age forever, what age would you choose?

190. If you could replace your hands with anything, what would you choose?

191. If you could time travel but only to embarrassing moments, would you still do it?

192. Socks or no socks to bed?

193. If your dreams could be recorded, would you want to watch them?

194. Do you put ketchup on anything weird?

195. If you were a candy, what would you taste like?

196. What’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever cried?

197. If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be?

198. What’s the weirdest thing you believed as a kid?

199. What’s your favorite ridiculous conspiracy theory?

200. What’s the funniest autocorrect fail you’ve experienced?

201. Do you sleep with socks on or off, and why?

202. What’s the strangest flavor of chips you’d actually want to try?

203. If you could invent a new animal, what would it look like?

204. If you were a superhero, what would your weirdest weakness be?

205. Do you think food has feelings?

206. Do you prefer pancakes or waffles for dinner?

207. Would you rather always have to whisper or always have to shout?

208. What’s the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery?

209. What’s something you do that others find strange?

210. If you could turn into any inanimate object, what would it be?

211. If you had to create the grossest pizza possible, what would be on it?

212. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for money?

213. If you had to live in a video game, which one would it be?

214. Do you think chairs feel sad when no one sits on them?

215. What’s the weirdest animal fact you know?

216. What’s the strangest story you’ve ever told someone?

217. Have you ever tried to invent something?

218. If you had to live in a movie, which one would be the weirdest?

219. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

220. Do you ever wonder if birds gossip about humans?

221. Which would you choose: no internet for a year or no pizza forever?

222. If you could shrink anything down to pocket size, what would it be?

223. Have you ever used something completely random to fix something broken?

224. Have you ever eaten something you immediately regretted?

225. If you could live in any fictional universe, which one would it be?

226. Do you like pineapple on pizza?

227. What’s a word you always misspell?

228. Would you rather always have to skip or always have to hop?

229. What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever said to a stranger?

230. What’s your favorite funny animal video?

231. Which fast-food mascot would win in a fight?

232. Which cereal mascot is the creepiest?

233. Have you ever tried to impress someone and completely failed?

234. What’s the strangest thing you’ve eaten on a dare?

235. If animals could vote, which one would be president?

236. Do you think fish know they’re in water?