1. Why did the snowman go to therapy?
He had a meltdown.
2. What’s a snowman’s favorite food?
Chill-i.
3. What do you call a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispies!
4. Why did the snowflake feel bad?
It flurried through its day!
5. What’s a penguin’s favorite vacation?
Chill-adelphia!
6. Why don’t mountains ever get tired of winter?
They’re always peaking!
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
8. What’s the coldest animal in winter?
A chili-penguin!
9. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
10. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing?
It kept dropping its needles.
11. Why did the ice rink become famous?
It had a cool reputation!
12. Why don’t skiers ever get lost?
They always follow the slope rules.
13. Why did the thermometer bring a jacket?
It didn’t want to catch a cold!
14. Why did the snowman lose the snowball fight?
It just didn’t have the guts.
15. What do you call a reindeer who loves to sing?
Carol.
16. Why don’t skaters ever tell secrets?
They might slip up.
17. Why was the winter storm so calm?
It was under snow control.
18. Why don’t you play hide-and-seek with snowmen?
Because they’re too easy to spot!
19. What’s the snowman’s favorite fast food?
Ice burgers.
20. Why do penguins carry fish in their backpacks?
For school lunches!
21. How do skiers keep in touch?
They use snow-mobiles.
22. Why don’t snowmen ever lie?
They want to stay transparent.
23. What’s a snowman’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Let It Snow!”
24. Why are winter days so great?
Because they’re snow much fun!
25. Why was the snowman looking through carrots?
He was picking his nose!
26. Why did the ice cube break up with the fridge?
It needed more space.
27. What’s a skier’s favorite type of joke?
Slippery puns.
28. What’s a snowstorm’s favorite drink?
Slushies.
29. What do you call an arctic wolf who tells jokes?
A howl-arious comedian.
30. Why did the boy take a pencil to bed in winter?
To draw the curtains!
31. Why don’t snowflakes ever get into arguments?
They’re crystal clear.
32. What’s the best strategy for a snowball fight?
Chill and aim carefully!
33. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It’s faster than walking!
34. Why do penguins never get into trouble?
They always play it cool.
35. Why don’t trees like winter?
They can’t get to the root of their problems.
36. How do snowballs break up fights?
They cool things down.
37. What’s a skier’s favorite type of candy?
Snow Caps.
38. Why did the blizzard break up with the wind?
It felt like it was blowing hot and cold.
39. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
40. What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant?
A Frosty!
41. What do you call a cool winter joke?
Chill-arious.
42. What do you call a sneaky snowball?
A cold trick!
43. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
44. How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
45. What do you call a snowman who loves skiing?
A slalom expert!
46. Why don’t snowmen ever fight?
They just let it slide.
47. What’s a polar bear’s favorite winter accessory?
Ice-scarves.
48. What do you call a yeti on skis?
Abominable snow-laughs!
49. Why do polar bears never get lost?
They always follow the North Star!
50. How do polar bears stay warm in the winter?
They wear fur coats!
51. Why don’t polar bears use cell phones?
They’re afraid of losing their cool.
52. What’s a snowman’s favorite holiday song?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”
53. Why did the elf go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
54. What’s a snowboarder’s favorite snack?
Ice-cream sandwiches.
55. Why did the skier bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
56. Why do snowstorms always win arguments?
They have a chilling point.
57. What’s a snowman’s favorite dance?
The snowball!
58. Why don’t snowmen like Christmas parties?
They’re afraid of melting under the pressure!
59. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
60. What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
61. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
62. Why do squirrels love winter?
It’s totally nuts!
63. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because it was cool!
64. How does Santa stay warm in the winter?
He uses Claus-et heaters.
65. What’s worse than a cold day?
A snow joke!
66. What do you call a lazy snowflake?
A flake-out!
67. Why do mittens get along so well?
They’re hand in hand.
68. Why don’t snowball fights ever last long?
Everyone gets cold feet.
69. What do clouds wear in winter?
Thunderwear!
70. How do seals keep in touch during winter?
They use shell phones.
71. Why did the snowman call his doctor?
He had frostbite.
72. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
73. What do you call a fight between snowmen?
A snowball battle!
74. What’s the best way to deal with a cold winter?
Chill out.
75. Why was the snowball so good at dodgeball?
It knew how to roll with the punches.
76. What’s a snowflake’s favorite sport?
Snowboarding.
77. What do penguins sing at birthday parties?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”
78. What do snowmen do when they’re stressed?
Have a snowball fight to let off steam.
79. What do you call a snowman party?
A cool gathering.
80. Why do icebergs make great detectives?
They always crack the case.
81. What’s a snowman’s favorite winter drink?
Ice tea!
82. What’s a snowman’s favorite movie?
Frozen.
83. Why do kids love snowball fights?
Because they’re snow much fun!
84. Why was the broom late in winter?
It swept in too much snow.
85. Why was the snowflake so popular?
It was one of a kind!
86. How do reindeer tell if they have a cold?
They feel a little deer-y.
87. How does Santa take care of his sleigh?
He polishes it with a little elbow grease.
88. What do you call a bear in the snow?
A brrrrrrr!
89. How do snowboards pay their bills?
They slide into their bank accounts!
90. What’s a reindeer’s favorite winter sport?
Ice skating on thin ice!
91. What’s a snowman’s favorite sport?
Snowball hockey.
92. How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and snow pillows!
93. What did one mitten say to the other?
“You’re my perfect match!”